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Re: SEC
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2018, 02:35:44 PM »
Hookers and blow?
OK...make that 2 things.  Win the whole fucking thing
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« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2018, 02:53:24 PM »
OK...make that 2 things.  Win the whole fudgeing thing
Tell you what, you go win the whole fudging thing and I'll stay with the hookers and blow.
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« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2018, 03:34:25 PM »
Tell you what, you go win the whole fudging thing and I'll stay with the hookers and blow.
You said hookers and blow twice
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« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2018, 03:36:22 PM »
You said hookers and blow twice
I like rape hookers and blow
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« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2018, 03:37:38 PM »
I like rape hookers and blow
Who doesn't?
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« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2018, 04:54:18 PM »
That would be 2 things.
What if you do them at the same time?
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« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2018, 04:55:54 PM »
What if you do them at the same time?
Blowing the hookers?

Sounds like Buzz got the wrong type of hookers again.
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« Reply #47 on: March 07, 2018, 04:56:43 PM »
Blowing the hookers?

Sounds like Buzz got the wrong type of hookers again.
Well, he did go to Bama.
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« Reply #48 on: March 07, 2018, 05:05:12 PM »
Well, he did go to Bama.
Buzz' sister is a hooker?
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« Reply #49 on: March 07, 2018, 05:16:14 PM »
Buzz' sister is a hooker?
and his wife
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« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2018, 05:28:04 PM »
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« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2018, 06:20:01 PM »
What if you do them at the same time?
You run for President.  
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« Reply #52 on: March 07, 2018, 07:59:52 PM »
Oh yeah?  Well, the jerk store called...
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« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2018, 03:25:11 PM »
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« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2018, 07:53:55 AM »
I tried to look at al.com this morning, but was unable to see the screen due to the jizz that had been smeared over their site.  

It started with "WATCH HOW COLIN SEXTON SAVED ALABAMA'S SEASON!!!!!!" and devolved from there.  

I was amused at the "play" the UA coach "drew up" at the end of the game.  That broccoli headed clown Sexton (who should be just as ineligible as Wiley or Purifoy) said the play was "Coarch telled me to get da ball an run to da barsket and score..."  That's some amazing coaching.  
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« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2018, 08:25:51 AM »
I tried to look at al.com this morning, but was unable to see the screen due to the jizz that had been smeared over their site. 

It started with "WATCH HOW COLIN SEXTON SAVED ALABAMA'S SEASON!!!!!!" and devolved from there. 

I was amused at the "play" the UA coach "drew up" at the end of the game.  That broccoli headed clown Sexton (who should be just as ineligible as Wiley or Purifoy) said the play was "Coarch telled me to get da ball an run to da barsket and score..."  That's some amazing coaching. 
These Turd's really should have to go the "extra mile" out west the way it used to be instead of having a spot saved for them in the south.
The south bracket (from what I see) is like the default dumping ground for any remaining bubble teams.

 
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« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2018, 11:05:50 AM »
We have yet another opportunity to drive a second stake into the motherfucking Turd tournament hopes at noon today on ESPN.
I don't think a win over them will keep them out though I'm fairly certain they will make a swift exit.

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« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2018, 12:28:52 PM »
I tried to look at al.com this morning, but was unable to see the screen due to the jizz that had been smeared over their site.  

It started with "WATCH HOW COLIN SEXTON SAVED ALABAMA'S SEASON!!!!!!" and devolved from there.  

I was amused at the "play" the UA coach "drew up" at the end of the game.  That broccoli headed clown Sexton (who should be just as ineligible as Wiley or Purifoy) said the play was "Coarch telled me to get da ball an run to da barsket and score..."  That's some amazing coaching.  
^^^Wes— You may need to analyze this one.
And don’t  get fixated on the first part of the word analyze.
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« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2018, 02:41:58 PM »
9 points so far in the second half usually means your ass is kicked.
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« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2018, 02:44:23 PM »
9 points so far in the second half usually means your ass is kicked.
Mods—wrong thread
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