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Bowls...
« on: December 19, 2017, 10:55:42 PM »
I missed the first few bowl games this year.  I blame my cord-cuttting and not having the relative luxury of just turning on the tv and bouncing between a couple of channels.  But I digress...

Kiffen, fresh off signing his 10-year contract, laid a high, heavy-friction fucking on Terry Bowden. My initial reaction was to blame the shitty, pasty Ohio-laden team but the crack research team let me know that Akron has 29 Florida kids on their roster.  That's a relative fuckload for a school on the frozen tundra.

Oh well, Lane still wrong-holed him.
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« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2017, 07:28:15 AM »
There is no wrong hole.
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« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2017, 08:38:45 AM »
There is no wrong hole.
If loving a hole is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2017, 10:07:46 AM »
There is no wrong hole.
Not anymore. That was an insensitive post.
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2017, 10:47:34 AM »
Not anymore. That was an insensitive post.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2017, 02:47:25 PM »
Nautical beatdown in progress.  Announcer currently explaining that Navy is playing "just the tip."
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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2017, 03:25:41 PM »
That's some salty seamen.
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2017, 04:11:13 PM »
That's some salty seamen.


There is a reason their dress uniforms are white, it blends in after a while on the misses.
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2017, 04:41:33 PM »
Nautical beatdown in progress.  Announcer currently explaining that Navy is playing "just the tip."

6-touchdown win.

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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2017, 05:19:51 PM »
I've never been interested in watching the 6-6 vs 7-5 bowl games, unless it involves Auburn of course, but have those bowl games always had nearly empty stadiums?
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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2017, 05:57:04 PM »
I've never been interested in watching the 6-6 vs 7-5 bowl games, unless it involves Auburn of course, but have those bowl games always had nearly empty stadiums?

#trumpsfault
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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2017, 07:30:14 PM »
#trumpsfault

You mean: #WhitePeopleRuinEverything
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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2017, 10:13:29 AM »
You mean: #WhitePeopleRuinEverything

no i mean #trumpsfault   lots of white women, white gays, and prowler did not vote for trump. 
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« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2017, 12:33:21 AM »
no i mean #trumpsfault   lots of white women, white gays, and prowler did not vote for trump.


It would have been easier to just say a bunch of "prowlers" did not vote for Trump!
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« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2017, 09:42:07 PM »
I've cared less about this bowl season than any other in memory.  I normally keep up with all of it.  Don't care if it's Bowling Green vs. Air Force, I'm going to watch.  Haven't paid attention to 4-5 games to this point.

However, Weskansan vs. The U has been entertaining tonight.  And just before half, Marcht Richt, the lovable coach who kisses babies, got pissed as hell and grabbed a ref.  Not bad.  Not highly physical.  But you knew immediately he cost his team.  Next play....touchdown Badgah.  The sideline reporter caught him as he went off the field at half and axed what happened.  He simply said, "Watch the film" and ran off.  Testy.

Question.  Has the SEC won a game yet?   
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Re: Bowls...
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2017, 10:21:18 PM »


Question.  Has the SEC won a game yet?

Miss St. won.
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« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2017, 10:26:15 PM »
Miss St. won.

Aaahh....so there's that.  I did listen to Texas A&M vs. Wake Forest on the radio as I was driving yesterday.  That sounded like some wild shit.  Over 100 points scored.  Bowl records set left and right. 
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« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2017, 08:37:24 AM »
Aaahh....so there's that.  I did listen to Texas A&M vs. Wake Forest on the radio as I was driving yesterday.  That sounded like some wild shit.  Over 100 points scored.  Bowl records set left and right.

So Aggie gives up 400 yards and LOTS of points in the first half to Wake Ferking Forrest Gump. I want to know: are the resident Arky fans excited about Chavis? That Mario brothers looking fucker has done zilch to ever impress me. Wake?? Really??? Wake maybe has a handful of 3 star or better players on that roster. Aggie is loaded. Inexcusable.
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« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2017, 08:39:55 AM »
Miss St. won.

And Lamar jackson goes down as one of the most overrated, gimmicky players in NCAA history. Right behind Andre Ware. Take away the skull fucking he gave fsu last year, he's done little to nothing against a decent team. He's barely a qb at this level. He sure isn't one at the next level. The fact Watson didn't win the trophy over him last year is still a travesty.
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« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2017, 09:07:49 AM »
Miss St. won.
This is the only post that you’ve ever had that kept my attention from beginning to end. No offense but most are not only very gay (which is obviously understandable btw) but also incredibly boring. And dumb. Trying to sound smart but very dumb.

This one grabs the readers attention and doesn’t let go until the end.

I usually hope that you will move to Ethiopia and I’ll never hear from you again.

But if you can start posting more often like this, I could actually start reading your stuff. And stomach  being around you. Well, at least reading it.
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