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Broken Scapula

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Broken Scapula
« on: October 31, 2017, 10:26:12 PM »
Pettway got one.

How the fuck do you break your shoulder blade?
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Re: Broken Scapula
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2017, 10:37:29 PM »
Pettway got one.

How the fuck do you break your shoulder blade?
Pile driving 75 carries for Gus Malzahn. Probably a slight fissure that widened into a fracture with inflammation.
Ok I'm no doctor but I had to tell Malzahn he wasn't going to play the kid hurt like he did Sean White.

Seriously though, I was thinking we had a punchers chance if he sort of alternated Pettway and KJ with non-Guslike intelligence.

I went from a 30-40 percent shot at running this thing to zilch.

And I don't know why I was ever that hopeful given we have no quick, intermediate pass game and are predictable as all holy hell in the redzone for Kirby/Nick to defend.
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Re: Broken Scapula
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2017, 10:59:30 PM »
Freak injury. Just hit the exact wrong way.  How did Zach Miller's leg go the opposite direction?
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Re: Broken Scapula
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2017, 11:02:50 PM »
Any chance we get to see the fresh legs of Martin, Barrett and Miller unleashed upon our season-wearied opponents?

Nah, KJ will carry it 74 times against A&M.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2017, 11:06:25 PM »
Any chance we get to see the fresh legs of Martin, Barrett and Miller unleashed upon our season-wearied opponents?

Nah, KJ will carry it 74 times against A&M.

Or until he pulls his hammy again.
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Re: Broken Scapula
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2017, 12:55:44 AM »
Or until he pulls his hammy again.
Word has it KJ's hammy has made death threats to Gus. It's a touchy situation.
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Re: Broken Scapula
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2017, 07:59:11 AM »
Word has it KJ's hammy has made death threats to Gus. It's a touchy situation.
This^^^^is noteworthy. I’m telling you, the guy is improving on us.
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