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2017 haiku

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jmar

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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2017, 03:33:52 PM »
I'm miserable
My team can't score any points
Unless it's field goals






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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2017, 03:37:31 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 15, 2017, 02:45:21 PM
That's because you suck
Nobody fucking likes you
Go eat a giant dick
Pigs in a blanket
We fry 'em up like bacon
Now you like haiku?
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2017, 03:54:51 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 15, 2017, 03:37:31 PM
Pigs in a blanket
We fry 'em up like bacon
Now you like haiku?
You need to respect
Our friends in public service
They could save your life





Or fuck your entire world, flip a coin
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2017, 03:57:52 PM »
Quote from: jmar on September 15, 2017, 03:54:51 PM
You need to respect
Our friends in public service
They could save your life





Or fuck your entire world, flip a coin
You are a racist
I can tell you are a nerd
Go suck a cop cock
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2017, 04:02:21 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on September 15, 2017, 03:57:52 PM
You are a racist
I can tell you are a nerd
Go suck a cop cock
You sir suck the cock
It pleases you to no end
Good to the last drop

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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2017, 04:02:49 PM »
Yeah you need to quit.
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2017, 04:13:30 PM »
The X is simple
Movie Quotes?  Well, we're waiting.
Simp knocked up his wife.
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2017, 04:16:46 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on September 15, 2017, 04:13:30 PM
The X is simple
Movie Quotes?  Well, we're waiting.
Simp knocked up his wife.

Your friends? Keep them close
Keep your enemies closer
Movie quotes I got
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2017, 04:22:45 PM »
Doorbell ring
Pizza man
Not on my face.
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2017, 04:25:47 PM »
dallaswareagle
please stop with the haikus now
you sir cannot count
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2017, 04:36:17 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2017, 04:25:47 PM
dallaswareagle
please stop with the haikus now
you sir cannot count
^^Winner.
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2017, 04:36:48 PM »
Math is hard for him
Choice between school and mustang
He'll choose the keen car
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2017, 05:20:04 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on September 15, 2017, 04:36:48 PM
Math is hard for him
Choice between school and mustang
He'll choose the keen car

Lay off my boy Dallas
His wife does have big titties
Buzz goes "Nom Nom Nom"

Damn it, I can't count either.  But the haiku still stands.
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2017, 10:16:59 PM »
"No doubt about it"
Gus swears we will get better
He is full of shit
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2017, 10:43:25 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2017, 05:20:04 PM
Buzz goes "Nom Nom Nom"

This is the greatest thing ever posted on this board.
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #55 on: September 18, 2017, 02:39:21 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2017, 04:25:47 PM
dallaswareagle
please stop with the haikus now
you sir cannot count
The haiku hates him
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #56 on: September 18, 2017, 05:17:08 PM »


Look at the fuck hole
He makes me want to smash things
Smarmy goober fuck
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #57 on: September 18, 2017, 06:13:37 PM »
 Didn't we drop the atom bomb on the Germans in Pearl Harbor so we didn't have to assimilate with their foreign bullshit?

The hell is the world coming to?
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #58 on: September 18, 2017, 06:34:50 PM »
Sean White gets wobbly
Picked up for public intox
I think I'll join him
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Re: 2017 haiku
« Reply #59 on: September 18, 2017, 07:11:39 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on September 15, 2017, 04:36:48 PM
Math is hard for him
Choice between school and mustang
He'll choose the keen car

Chizad school of math
That is where he attended
Numbers skills not keen
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