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Things that are worse than the AU offense
« on: September 11, 2017, 01:10:20 PM »
Coming home and finding your 17 year old son on the catching end of a Mandingo orgy.  And him smiling.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2017, 01:20:40 PM »
Our AD and head coach.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2017, 01:27:43 PM »
Joining the Antifa gang
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2017, 02:36:36 PM »
A weird looking, itchy rash on the head of your Johnson that won't go away no matter......

Wait, I mean the flu. Definitely the flu.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2017, 05:11:26 PM »
Being a goat humping bama fan
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2017, 05:42:56 PM »
Harvey and Irma having a child
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2017, 06:40:39 PM »
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2017, 06:45:53 PM »
Biting into a hamburger and finding a bandaid.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2017, 08:40:13 PM »
Being Nook.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2017, 11:45:37 PM »
This horse bitch calling the Denver-SD MNF game. 

I hate her.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2017, 12:14:05 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2017, 11:45:37 PM
This horse bitch calling the Denver-SD MNF game. 

I hate her.


Holy crap. I turned it in and looked at my wife and said, "Hell naw"!
I spend all college season avoiding her!
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2017, 09:08:57 AM »
Beth and Rex have nothing on the sideline reporter.

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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2017, 11:12:04 AM »
Quote from: The Six on September 12, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Beth and Rex have nothing on the sideline reporter.



Seen on teh bookfaes:

  ESPN job interview- Is your name Robert Lee?
Sergio Dipp- No
ESPN- your hired
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2017, 04:53:10 AM »
Quote from: The Six on September 12, 2017, 09:08:57 AM
Beth and Rex have nothing on the sideline reporter.


It took Charles Davis nearly 10 years to go from calling games on "The Dirty TV Camera" Jefferson Pilot to calling a NFL game and this guy gets to the NFL on day one.

Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel ESPN...I LIKE IT!!!! I want to hear more from the Dipp.

He's so horribly awesome. He can't even read the teleprompter!!! Freakin hilarious.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2017, 04:56:01 AM by The Prowler »
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2017, 11:21:17 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on September 13, 2017, 04:53:10 AM
It took Charles Davis nearly 10 years to go from calling games on "The Dirty TV Camera" Jefferson Pilot to calling a NFL game and this guy gets to the NFL on day one.

Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel ESPN...I LIKE IT!!!! I want to hear more from the Dipp.

He's so horribly awesome. He can't even read the teleprompter!!! Freakin hilarious.

Uhh sideline reporters don't have teleprompters, but he is horribly awesome.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #15 on: September 13, 2017, 08:19:56 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 13, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
Uhh sideline reporters don't have teleprompters, but he is horribly awesome.
Forget it. He's on a roll.
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #16 on: September 13, 2017, 09:14:44 PM »
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Re: Things that are worse than the AU offense
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2017, 09:04:19 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 13, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
Uhh sideline reporters don't have teleprompters, but he is horribly awesome.
That was a prepared statement? LMAO, EVEN BETTER!!!!

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