In the pantheon of untalented hacks who populate Hollywood, Dax Shepard stands apart. The utterly humorless dickweed destroys every film he's in with his shittacular performance.
The biggest problems with this are 1) the imbecile thinks he's fucking hilarious and B) studios keep letting the moronic assburger perform in and make movies.
I'm no CHiPaholic, but I remember CHiPs from when I was a kid and it was good, decent fun. So there's a bit of nostalgia associated with it. I've seen the trailers for the CHiPs remake that this non-functioning cooze drizzler wrote, directed and stars in. It disgusts and offends me.
Every ounce of the disdain and outrage that was directed at the Ghostbusters fuckery should be unleashed on this boil on the ass of humanity a thousand times over.
Everything that was good, everything that was fun, everything that made that show an enduring part of American culture has been shit on, pissed on and fucked over by this no-talent piece of shit clown.
The trailer alone is bad enough that Dax and every studio executive who agreed to this should be lined up Singapore style and caned until they're a breath away from dying. Then allow them to recover and do it again. Twenty times.
I hope this pus bag of a movie bombs to the point that the idiotic shit stain can't even get a job changing oil at Express. I want him gone so he can't inflict any more damage.
This kind of shit really pisses me off anyway.
Drew Barrymore's Charlie's Angels movie was meh and missed the point of the series.
Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller's Starsky and Hutch abomination should be destroyed.
This? It's too much.
What's next a Gilligan's Island remake starring Vin Diesel as a Gilligan who's having a gay affair with Kevin James' Skipper while he fends off advances from Jennifer Lawrence as Mary Ann and Christina Hendricks as Ginger? Make sure to show lots of dicks and add in plenty of profanity. Hell, Dax could play the professor.
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