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Happy John Croxton Day!

Pell City Tiger

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Happy John Croxton Day!

« on: April 04, 2017, 07:07:32 AM »

The only yankee General worth a damn! His troops seized the city of tuscaloosa and burned the university to the ground on this date in 1865.

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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

Snaggletiger

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My Fighting Pearls

Re: Happy John Croxton Day!

« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2017, 08:58:06 AM »

To General Croxton

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating. I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Buzz Killington

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Bofa

Re: Happy John Croxton Day!

« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2017, 09:12:07 AM »

Is it too late to take him to the Pet Sematary?

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

wesfau2

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I love it when you call me Big Poppa

Re: Happy John Croxton Day!

« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2017, 11:16:17 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on April 04, 2017, 09:12:07 AM

Is it too late to take him to the Pet Sematary?

The soil of a man's heart is stony, Lewis. A man grows what he can...and he tends it.

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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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