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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2

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Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« on: October 19, 2016, 10:17:07 AM »
Got 3 games of major interest, but feel free to break down UMass vs. South Carolina if you are so compelled.

This week's GAME OF THE CENTURY between The Bonfire Boys and Five Star University....well, despite it being two undefeated teams, how do you look at it any other way than another gang rape of the Aggies?  Bama is coming off two road GAMES OF THE CENTURY and barely broke a sweat in either.  A&M has a good club but the resume includes 2 overtime wins and another over an Auburn team trying to figure out how to play foosballz.  Only a Bama/Ole Miss-esque, 5 turnover performance could keep this one close.

FSU:  38

Sway All Day:  14


Wild-Eyed Wife vs. WTF Is She Doing With Him.  I won't break it down.  See Law Tiger on Woopig for in depth analysis with a sweet Auburn lean.  Suffice it to say that I feel exactly the same about this game as I did the Miss. State game.  You simply have to win these type games.  No disrespect to the Hawgs but if you're favored and playing at home, anything other than a W is unacceptable.  Prediction:

See Law Tiger

Party With a Porn Star at Yaw Yaw Yaw Yaw.  This one interests me because we play OM next week.  I'm not usually an LSU fan but I will be Saturday.  Not just pulling for an LSU win but total dominance.  If they could throw in a concussion for Chad Kelly, that would just be peachy keen.

Mike The Tige...oh wait:  35

Hugh Chill: 21

Who ya' got?   
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2016, 11:15:19 AM »
Agree with all your picks....except I think the Bama/A&M score is even more lopsided.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2016, 11:18:16 AM »
Bama 66 Aggie 10. Ro Tahd!
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2016, 12:01:40 PM »
Brandon Chicken's "friends"  52
Lincoln Logs     10

Death Stares    31
They play football?  3

You need a Hummer  24
Is Mia around?  20
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2016, 12:09:42 PM »
Drives a BMW That Kaos Hates - 30
Complains About the HUNH - 20

Won't Get the Job But Should - 23
About to Get Reamed By the NCAA - 17

His Daughter Will Cut You - 38
Drunk In a Hotel - 16

Glad He Left Florida - 31
Wishes He Was Still at Vandy - 14



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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2016, 12:47:21 PM »
He said "peachy keen"

What is Dallas in Ga Alex?
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2016, 12:50:32 PM »
I'm going bald: 34
I've got the meat sweats: 24

Brother Freezus' Porn Fiends: 27
Oh naw, Yaw Yaw!: 24

Karle & Raita's mastubatory fantasy: 38
Johnny ain't marching home: 31

Boom's Ferocious Boneless Chickens: 17
The battling insurance salesmen: 16

Extree credik pix:
Huntingdon College: 65
Methodist College: 20

Pell City Panthers: 41
Fort Payne Wildcats: 17 ( :fu: Randy Owen)
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2016, 01:35:43 PM »
I'm going bald: 34
I've got the meat sweats: 24

Brother Freezus' Porn Fiends: 27
Oh naw, Yaw Yaw!: 24

Karle & Raita's mastubatory fantasy: 38
Johnny ain't marching home: 31

Boom's Ferocious Boneless Chickens: 17
The battling insurance salesmen: 16

Extree credik pix:
Huntingdon College: 65
Methodist College: 20

Pell City Panthers: 41
Fort Payne Wildcats: 17 ( :fu: Randy Owen)
Randy Owen will scrangle you with a guitar scrang.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2016, 01:49:56 PM »
Randy Owen will scrangle you with a guitar scrang.
I will bash his head in using sawmill slabs for bats.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2016, 01:53:49 PM »
I will bash his head in using sawmill slabs for bats.
He will sling a chert rock at you so fast!
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2016, 02:46:55 PM »
He will sling a chert rock at you so fast!
His old lanky ass doesn't want none of me. I'll swim across the river just to prove I'm a man.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2016, 02:58:29 PM »
His old lanky ass doesn't want none of me. I'll swim across the river just to prove I'm a man.

You might keep hitting Owens with that sawmill slab and he'll be fallin' again.  But you can't keep a good man down.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2016, 03:07:14 PM »
You might keep hitting Owens with that sawmill slab and he'll be fallin' again.  But you can't keep a good man down.
By the time he gets up I'll be gone, gone with the wind.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2016, 03:13:38 PM »
By the time he gets up I'll be gone, gone with the wind.

Even though Randy keeps saying "Give me one more shot", hitting him just feels so right.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2016, 03:23:14 PM »
Even though Randy keeps saying "Give me one more shot", hitting him just feels so right.
Cotton on the roadside, cotton in the ditch. I'll beat him with a right hook then I'm gonna switch.
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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2016, 03:34:26 PM »
Cotton on the roadside, cotton in the ditch. I'll beat him with a right hook then I'm gonna switch.

Don't bring that shit out here, cause if your gonna play in Texas.
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Re: Pre-Dick-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2016, 05:25:23 PM »
I predict:


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Re: Pre-richard-Shuns Week 24 1/2
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2016, 11:06:09 PM »
I will bash his head in using sawmill slabs for bats.

His former drummer will probably help you bury the body.
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