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Read A Book Nigga!
« on: November 13, 2007, 09:05:13 AM »
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Re: Read A Book Nigga!
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 11:15:26 AM »
Now THAT is some funny shit right there!!!!

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Re: Read A Book Nigga!
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 04:10:18 PM »
Can you believe people are objecting to this?  Given the way rap videos and music unload profanity left and right to get up in arms about THIS? 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FA-aSi8O3UU

Here's CNN where they're "Afraid for their child to see this because it come on during the BET countdown...."   Here are some of the songs currently in the mix to make the BET Top Ten.  I can see the reason for their concern. Wouldn't want to confuse the little darlings with positive messages.

Birdman f/ Lil Wayne & Jadakiss - "Pop Bottles"

DJ Khaled f/ T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Plies, Rick Ross, Young Jeezy - "I'm So Hood/Brown Paper Bag"

Huey - "Nobody Loves the Hood"

The-Dream - "Shawty Is A Ten"

Yung Joc f/ Gorilla Zoe - "Bottle Poppin"

Sounds like these fuckers need to read a few books if you ask me.  And I like rap music for the most part.  Sitting here listening to some old school Dre even as I type this.

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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2007, 04:17:39 PM »

Chad thats some staight up pimp shit.
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« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2007, 04:25:51 PM »
Can you believe people are objecting to this?  Given the way rap videos and music unload profanity left and right to get up in arms about THIS? 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=FA-aSi8O3UU

Here's CNN where they're "Afraid for their child to see this because it come on during the BET countdown...."   Here are some of the songs currently in the mix to make the BET Top Ten.  I can see the reason for their concern. Wouldn't want to confuse the little darlings with positive messages.

Birdman f/ Lil Wayne & Jadakiss - "Pop Bottles"

DJ Khaled f/ T-Pain, Trick Daddy, Plies, Rick Ross, Young Jeezy - "I'm So Hood/Brown Paper Bag"

Huey - "Nobody Loves the Hood"

The-Dream - "Shawty Is A Ten"

Yung Joc f/ Gorilla Zoe - "Bottle Poppin"

Sounds like these fuckers need to read a few books if you ask me.  And I like rap music for the most part.  Sitting here listening to some old school Dre even as I type this.


I don't know why, but I find it funny that you listen to rap music. 
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« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 04:52:29 PM »
You should see him when he hits tha 3-wheel motion.
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« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 04:54:59 PM »
You know the superman dance don't you Kaos?
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« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 05:03:48 PM »
I don't know why, but I find it funny that you listen to rap music. 

Understood.  But I started out way back in the day with Commodores, EWF (still one of my favorite bands), Kool and the Gang, Ray Parker, George Clinton, Parliament, Dazz, Gap, Rick James, Prince and that whole genre.  It was an easy transition for me to Run-DMC, Beastie Boys, Sugar Hill, Kool Moe D, LL Cool J.  Then when it got to NWA, Cube, T, Flava and the harder stuff I sort of drifted away into Guns and Roses, Metallica mode.

I taught high school for a while at a poor school with a lot of black kids. They brought me back in.  Introduced me to the genius that is Dre. Tupac. Snoop. Diddy. Biggie.  And I still like some of it.  Some of the new stuff has gotten ridiculous, but I've gone back and picked up a lot of that earlier era.  Tipsy was a funny song and it's in the iPhone.    

Sitting here with the iPhone running.  Last 15 songs played:

White Zombies:  Boogie Man
AC/DC:  Long Way to the Top
Rod Stewart: Tonight's the Night
Mos Def: I Against I
KISS: Black Diamond (Alive IV version)
Ciinderella: Don't know What you Got
Foo Fighters: Everlong
Prince: Housequake
Stevie Wonder: Supersitition
Eagles: Pretty Maids
Snoop Dog: Woof!
Ozzy Osbourne: Gets Me Through
Van Halen: Hot For Teacher
Mystikal: Bouncing Back
GnR: November Rain
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« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 05:11:15 PM »
You know the superman dance don't you Kaos?

I can't perform it, but I am famiiar with the move, yes.
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« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 09:10:02 PM »
I like your style.
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« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 04:35:43 AM »
Understood.  But I started out way back in the day with Commodores, EWF (still one of my favorite bands), Kool and the Gang, Ray Parker, George Clinton, Parliament, Dazz, Gap, Rick James, Prince and that whole genre.  It was an easy transition for me to Run-DMC, Beastie Boys, Sugar Hill, Kool Moe D, LL Cool J.  Then when it got to NWA, Cube, T, Flava and the harder stuff I sort of drifted away into Guns and Roses, Metallica mode.

I taught high school for a while at a poor school with a lot of black kids. They brought me back in.  Introduced me to the genius that is Dre. Tupac. Snoop. Diddy. Biggie.  And I still like some of it.  Some of the new stuff has gotten ridiculous, but I've gone back and picked up a lot of that earlier era.  Tipsy was a funny song and it's in the iPhone.    

Sitting here with the iPhone running.  Last 15 songs played:

White Zombies:  Boogie Man
AC/DC:  Long Way to the Top
Rod Stewart: Tonight's the Night
Mos Def: I Against I
KISS: Black Diamond (Alive IV version)
Ciinderella: Don't know What you Got
Foo Fighters: Everlong
Prince: Housequake
Stevie Wonder: Supersitition
Eagles: Pretty Maids
Snoop Dog: Woof!
Ozzy Osbourne: Gets Me Through
Van Halen: Hot For Teacher
Mystikal: Bouncing Back
GnR: November Rain

I like your taste in music.  I listen to a lot of diffent music from Old counrty, classic rock, old school rap to new rock and rap. Being a Karaoke dj on the side I have been listening to a lot of Souljay Boy- crank dat, Cupid- the cupid shuffle. Dj unik- 2 step.
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« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 09:51:52 AM »
I like your taste in music.  I listen to a lot of diffent music from Old counrty, classic rock, old school rap to new rock and rap. Being a Karaoke dj on the side I have been listening to a lot of Souljay Boy- crank dat, Cupid- the cupid shuffle. Dj unik- 2 step.

It's worth noting that the next two songs my iPhone queued up after those 15 were White Lightnin' by George Jones and 'Legend of Wooly Swamp' from Charlie Daniels.  Those were followed by Linkin Park and Nelly. 
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« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 09:54:07 AM »
Those were followed by Linkin Park and Nelly. 

How is her stuff?



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« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 12:07:28 PM »
Understood.  But I started out way back in the day with Commodores, EWF (still one of my favorite bands), Kool and the Gang, Ray Parker, George Clinton, Parliament, Dazz, Gap, Rick James, Prince and that whole genre.  It was an easy transition for me to Run-DMC, Beastie Boys, Sugar Hill, Kool Moe D, LL Cool J.  Then when it got to NWA, Cube, T, Flava and the harder stuff I sort of drifted away into Guns and Roses, Metallica mode.

I taught high school for a while at a poor school with a lot of black kids. They brought me back in.  Introduced me to the genius that is Dre. Tupac. Snoop. Diddy. Biggie.  And I still like some of it.  Some of the new stuff has gotten ridiculous, but I've gone back and picked up a lot of that earlier era.  Tipsy was a funny song and it's in the iPhone.   

Sitting here with the iPhone running.  Last 15 songs played:

White Zombies:  Boogie Man
AC/DC:  Long Way to the Top
Rod Stewart: Tonight's the Night
Mos Def: I Against I
KISS: Black Diamond (Alive IV version)
Ciinderella: Don't know What you Got
Foo Fighters: Everlong
Prince: Housequake
Stevie Wonder: Supersitition
Eagles: Pretty Maids
Snoop Dog: Woof!
Ozzy Osbourne: Gets Me Through
Van Halen: Hot For Teacher
Mystikal: Bouncing Back
GnR: November Rain

Only one KISS song....POSER!
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Re: Read A Book Nigga!
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 01:10:57 PM »
Only one KISS song....POSER!

I got 3800 songs on the iPhone.  103 of them are KISS.   I defy anybody to even name 103 individual KISS songs. 
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« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2007, 01:40:43 PM »
I got 3800 songs on the iPhone.  103 of them are KISS.   I defy anybody to even name 103 individual KISS songs. 
Strutter
Nothin' To Lose
Firehouse
Deuce
Black Diamond
Got To Choose
Parasite
Hotter Than Hell
C'mon And Love Me
She
Anything For My Baby
Rock Bottom
Cold Gin
Rock And Roll All Nite
Let Me Go, Rock 'N Roll
Detroit Rock City
King Of The Night Time World 
Shout It Out Loud
Beth
Do You Love Me
I Want You
Calling Dr. Love
Hard Luck Woman
I Stole Your Love
Love Gun
Christine Sixteen
Shock Me
Makin' Love
God Of Thunder
Tonight You Belong To Me
New York Groove
Radioactive
Don't You Let Me Down
I Was Made For Lovin' You
Sure Know Something
Shandi
Talk To Me
A World Without Heroes
Nowhere To Run
I'm A Legend Tonight 
Lick It Up
All Hell's Breakin' Loose
Heaven's On Fire
Get All You Can Take
Thrills In The Night
Tears Are Falling
Uh! All Night
Time Traveller
Hell Or High Water
Crazy, Crazy Nights
Reason To Live
Let's Put The X In Sex
Hide Your Heart
Ain't That Peculiar
Silver Spoon
Forever
God Gave Rock 'N' Roll To You II
Unholy
Domino
Every Time I Look At You
Comin' Home
I Still Love You 
Childhood's End
I Will Be There
Psycho Circus
Into The Void
Within
I Pledge Allegiance To The State Of Rock & Roll
Nothing Can Keep Me From You
It's My Life
Flaming Youth
Sweet Pain
100,000 Years
Room Service
Two Timer
Ladies In waiting
Getaway
2,000 Man
X-Ray Eyes
Save Your Love
Rise To It
Betrayed
Cadillac Dreams
King of Hearts
All The Way
Kissin' Time
Fanfare
Just a Boy
The Oath
Mr. Blackwell
Escape From the Island
Baby Driver
Great Expectations
Do You Remember Rock and Roll Radio
Torpedo Girl
She's So European
Easy As It Seems
Mr Speed
Thou Shalt Not
Spit
Hooligan
Million To One
Not For The Innocent
Partners in Crime
Down On Your Knees



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Re: Read A Book Nigga!
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 01:51:36 PM »
You're just showing off now.
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« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2007, 03:57:38 PM »
Heres a chellenge, Name the gayest song in history. 
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« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2007, 04:14:48 PM »
Heres a chellenge, Name the gayest song in history. 

Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. 

(also on my iPod). 

Followed by anything from Leo Sayer (two on my iPod), David Soul's "Don't Give Up on Us Baby (on my iPod), anything from the Barry Manilow collection (eight on my iPod) and a few Air Supply efforts (also three on the iPod). 

I didn't count.  Was that 103 up there?
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« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2007, 04:45:43 PM »
I didn't count.  Was that 103 up there?

Actually 105. 
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