Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports

Fall Practice

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13509
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Fall Practice
« on: August 03, 2016, 08:54:16 AM »
Starts TODAY, motherfuckers!

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The offseason is finally, officially over.

Make a crazy prediction to celebrate.  I'll make 3:

1) The Auburn defense will be Top 5 in the SEC;
2) JF3 takes the starting job by the LSU game;
3) The Iron Bowl champ wins the SECW...wearing Burnt Orange and Navy Blue.


GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2016, 09:14:50 AM »
National Championship!

CONCEDE NOTHING!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 43868
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2016, 09:16:28 AM »
Alabama has the best defense since 92'.


I know.  Crazy, right?
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2016, 09:17:48 AM »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

WiregrassTiger

  • ****
  • 11988
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2016, 10:08:17 AM »
Starts TODAY, motherfuckers!

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The offseason is finally, officially over.

Make a crazy prediction to celebrate.  I'll make 3:

1) The Auburn defense will be Top 5 in the SEC;
2) JF3 takes the starting job by the LSU game;
3) The Iron Bowl champ wins the SECW...wearing Burnt Orange and Navy Blue.


GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alabama is changing their colors to orange and blue? So just what in the hell are we supposed to wear?

I have a lot of money invested in my wardrobe going back over 40 years. A lot more money than any of you can imagine. And I still wear a lot of these things.

I'm calling the SEC commissioner's office about this.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 43868
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2016, 10:28:32 AM »
Crazy Prediction.

In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low.  A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.

Dallas makes a game.   
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2016, 10:36:21 AM »
IT'S THE START OF THE PRESEASON BITCHES!
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

djsimp

  • *
  • 13916
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2016, 10:43:16 AM »
Crazy Prediction.

In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low.  A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.

Dallas makes a game.

All that said, I have seen dallas present at an Auburn game. If I had known then what I know now, I would have taken a picture. Its like seeing a midget ride a unicorn.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13509
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2016, 10:54:35 AM »
All that said, I have seen dallas present at an Auburn game. If I had known then what I know now, I would have taken a picture. Its like seeing a midget ride a unicorn.

It's inter-species erotica, Fucko.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2016, 10:59:00 AM »
Crazy Prediction.

In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low.  A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.

Dallas makes a game.


www.gofunddallastomakeagame.com   
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

War Eagle!!!

  • ****
  • 8292
  • The Original Backwards Hat
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2016, 11:06:16 AM »
Crazy Prediction.

In the 3rd week of the season, airfares drop to an all-time record low.  A conflict arises for an Auburn fan in Texas and he can't make the game. So, he graciously offers his 2 tickets and room at the Courtyard Auburn to a neighbor who he knows to be an Auburn fan as well, free of charge. The Courtyard Auburn offers free Continental Breakfast and free shuttle service to and from the airport and JHS.

Dallas makes a game.

www.gofunddallastomakeagame.com 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

djsimp

  • *
  • 13916
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2016, 11:07:18 AM »
It's inter-species erotica, Fucko.

I miss my donkey.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

djsimp

  • *
  • 13916
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2016, 11:12:20 AM »
My crazy prediction.....

Auburn starts the regular season with a win against a dark lord spawn.

Auburn ends the regular season with a win and beheading of dark lord himself.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 43868
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2016, 11:30:48 AM »
IT'S THE START OF THE PRESEASON BITCHES!


 :woot:
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

Jumbo

  • Assistant Pledge Master
  • ***
  • 10862
  • I live on the corner of Epic & Bananas.
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #15 on: August 03, 2016, 11:43:33 AM »
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #16 on: August 03, 2016, 11:49:22 AM »
Trade in the keen mustang for tickets! #boom

or, drive the keen machine there for all to see.  :cool:
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

WiregrassTiger

  • ****
  • 11988
  • Don't touch Tappy, he's a service tiger.
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #17 on: August 03, 2016, 12:22:44 PM »
Even if he scrapes up enough to make it to a game, he won't be able to splurge on a hot dog and a souvenir cup coke.

Some of you guys can step up to help if you want.
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Like my posts on www.tigersx.com

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #18 on: August 03, 2016, 12:57:40 PM »
Even if he scrapes up enough to make it to a game, he won't be able to splurge on a hot dog and a souvenir cup coke.

Some of you guys can step up to help if you want.

We follow your lead
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans


Auburn Forum

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Fall Practice
« Reply #19 on: August 03, 2016, 01:01:17 PM »
Even if he scrapes up enough to make it to a game, he won't be able to splurge on a hot dog and a souvenir cup coke.

Some of you guys can step up to help if you want.

I donate to "smoking joe" and eat there, souvenir cups always get taken by TSA. 
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'