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Happy Birthday CCTAU
« on: July 25, 2016, 01:18:26 PM »
You old racist, tea party, God fearing, gun toting bastard!

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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2016, 01:23:08 PM »
Happy birthday to the board's resident ALPHA MALE!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2016, 01:59:43 PM »
Happy birthday fucker

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2016, 02:10:30 PM »
Hey. Thanks for making me spend the last thirty minutes trying to open that card to get my Trump money!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2016, 02:51:51 PM »
Cecil the Lion wanted to wish you a happy birthday but he's dead. 


Enjoy eating your white frosted cake. 

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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2016, 03:58:50 PM »
May you find out that your membership to the John Birch Society is paid in full today.
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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2016, 04:01:24 PM »
Quote from: chinook on July 25, 2016, 02:51:51 PM
Cecil the Lion wanted to wish you a happy birthday but he's dead. 


Enjoy eating your white frosted cake.

Yeah, but that middle is sweet chocolate!

Wait a minute. I see what you did there...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2016, 05:00:10 PM »
Happy birthday! Deo vindici!
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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2016, 06:19:47 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2016, 11:03:07 PM »
enjoy your day
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Re: Happy Birthday CCTAU
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2016, 11:36:54 PM »
When you get old, all you want is for the kids to get together. Had 2 of my 3 out to Mexican and enjoyed some cake.

That was more than enough.

Thank you all for the well wishes. Those of you who voted for the third party, up yours!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
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