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April Fools
« on: April 01, 2016, 03:19:51 PM »
i've got family (auburn alumni)  that has lots of money and connections...and they have 2 badges for the 4 days (thursday - sunday).  they are willing to let go of these for $500 each. 

they offered my dad the badges but he can not make it.  i would but the airline tickets to fly back are insane. 

let me know if you are interested. 
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Re: Augusta - The Masters
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2016, 04:23:01 PM »
Interested...working out the details.  Hold please!
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Re: Augusta - The Masters
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2016, 04:58:43 PM »
Interested...working out the details.  Hold please!

Definitely want.  How should we handle payment/pick up?
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Re: Augusta - The Masters
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2016, 05:08:12 PM »
Definitely want.  How should we handle payment/pick up?

$501. 

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Re: Augusta - The Masters
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2016, 07:21:26 PM »
Definitely want.  How should we handle payment/pick up?
He wants you to bring the cash to me for safekeeping. PM me to arrange meeting. Congrats!
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Re: Augusta - The Masters
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2016, 08:07:02 PM »
Thanks for the badges nook!!  The wife and I are going to have a blast!
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2016, 05:32:24 PM »
Only been once and it was a practice round.  But, I spent as much time looking to see if I could find a weed...any minute piece of foliage that even remotely looked out of place, as I did watching the golf.  Just an amazing job of prep and landscaping.  Like you're in a different world.   
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I can see paradise
I been down here once or twice
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WiregrassTiger

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Re: April Fools
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2016, 08:59:56 AM »
Although this was a good idea for an April Fools, the best target for the Masters happens to be the most hated guy on here. And in order to make this realistic for him, the package would need to include free airfare, hotel and a rental car to go with these badges. And for 50 bucks rather than 500.

Yawl priced the common man out of this deal. :facepalm:
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2016, 09:11:17 AM »
Just an amazing job of prep and landscaping.  Like you're in a different world.
So, as well manicured as my crotch or no?
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Re: Augusta - The Masters
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2016, 01:11:55 PM »
Interested...working out the details.  Hold please!

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