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This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer

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This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« on: December 08, 2015, 05:30:13 PM »
I saw a pic today of the Navy's newest Destroyer being launched and thought, WTF is that?  Not that I follow it that much but has the design and technology changed that much, that quickly? Freakin' Transformer.

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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2015, 07:58:56 PM »
GO NAVY!  BEAT ARMY!
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2015, 02:54:17 PM »
Nice ship. I love working on them. However, they can be rendered useless once a Russian EMP BOMB is detonated 20 miles above the center of the US (the potential is there for Russia to do just that). Hopefully, our command and control has remote locations in case that happens. We are the mystery Babylon written in the bible.

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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2015, 03:26:28 PM »
Nice ship. I love working on them. However, they can be rendered useless once a Russian EMP BOMB is detonated 20 miles above the center of the US (the potential is there for Russia to do just that). Hopefully, our command and control has remote locations in case that happens. We are the mystery Babylon written in the bible.

http://www.lockheedmartin.com/us/products/isc2.html


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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2015, 03:31:21 PM »

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I wonder if hot sauce would go good with ice cream. I think it might. one thing I suggest never doing is mixing a pepperoni hot pocket and chocolate icing. that shit will make you barf instantly. so everyone agrees pantera is badass as fuck. anyway one day this drunk chick was playing with my 1911 and had a negligent discharge and clipped the top of a pantera cd case in my room. regardless of their being a bullet hole in my wall and pantera cd case I left that shit up there because I felt dimebag would have thought that shit was like the epitome of pantera.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2015, 03:48:29 PM »
I wonder if hot sauce would go good with ice cream. I think it might. one thing I suggest never doing is mixing a pepperoni hot pocket and chocolate icing. that shit will make you barf instantly. so everyone agrees pantera is badass as fuck. anyway one day this drunk chick was playing with my 1911 and had a negligent discharge and clipped the top of a pantera cd case in my room. regardless of their being a bullet hole in my wall and pantera cd case I left that shit up there because I felt dimebag would have thought that shit was like the epitome of pantera.

One can detonate bombs on top of said trash cans in the circle of good faith that one may promise as such. But I dont necessarily subscribe to the whole story...IF you know what I am getting at - wink wink.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2015, 03:56:56 PM »
One can detonate bombs on top of said trash cans in the circle of good faith that one may promise as such. But I dont necessarily subscribe to the whole story...IF you know what I am getting at - wink wink.

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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2015, 04:05:11 PM »
Nod nod

Sure, if its a willful gesture and in good peace Im all for it, but will certainly look the other way if the need arises. I like boats. And charcoal.
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« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2015, 04:19:22 PM »
Sure, if its a willful gesture and in good peace Im all for it, but will certainly look the other way if the need arises. I like boats. And charcoal.

I’m drinkin booze out of a mason jar. it’s awesome. this one time I chugged a slice of pizza. Impossible you say? not quite. it was difficult but I did it. speaking of chugging food, have you ever seen joey chestnut eat? that dude is crazy. I saw him wolf down an 18″ burrito in like 3 and a half minutes. shit was ridiculous.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2015, 04:20:04 PM »
Sure, if its a willful gesture and in good peace Im all for it, but will certainly look the other way if the need arises. I like boats. And charcoal.

The other day, I was standing on a corner when a very ugly man came up and tied his horse to me.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2015, 04:40:57 PM »
Damn I'm hungry now. Geez you folks can't take a joke. Seriously though, these new ships are the schitz.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2015, 04:54:26 PM »
The other day, I was standing on a corner when a very ugly man came up and tied his horse to me.
Turns out it wasn't his horse but actually his wife.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2015, 05:02:02 PM »
Turns out it wasn't his horse but actually his wife.
Did she finished the job?
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2015, 05:58:47 PM »
Damn I'm hungry now. Geez you folks can't take a joke. Seriously though, these new ships are the schitz.

I swear it's the fbi. What's say you?
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2015, 08:42:07 PM »
I swear it's the fbi. What's say you?
I'm no fbi. It's my reality that's so screwed. Outside of my five senses lies the unknown. Now that's the schitz.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2015, 08:09:01 AM »
I'm no fbi. It's my reality that's so screwed. Outside of my five senses lies the unknown. Now that's the schitz.

Thats some good malt likker.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2015, 09:55:57 PM »
Metal shavings clogging filters.
That's why you should only wax your robot girlfriend
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2015, 10:33:04 PM »
That's why you should only wax your robot girlfriend

 Roxxxy is in New Jersey being rebuilt.  It was fun while she lasted.
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Re: This Ain't Yer Daddy's Destroyer
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2015, 10:40:06 PM »
Roxxxy is in New Jersey being rebuilt.  It was fun while she lasted.

I miss my Cherry 2000!
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