And fuck Alan Evans again

[Kaos]

My god, will this media whore never stop crying?

Now he's claiming mysterious Auburn fans targeted his business with fake Craiglist ads that caused people to steal his shit.

And al.com rides to the rescue to give this fucking fuck a platform. 

The family previously owned the Corner Market in Auburn, which was the target of message board posts calling for a boycott last year. To both Alan and Chenavis, the timing of this in relation to last Saturday's Iron Bowl is too suspicious.

"We definitely think it was retaliation," he said. "Somebody put that ad up trying to hurt us, and I think it's because my son Rashaan didn't go to Auburn."

[CCTAU]

My god, will this media whore never stop crying?

Now he's claiming mysterious Auburn fans targeted his business with fake Craiglist ads that caused people to steal his shit.

And al.com rides to the rescue to give this fucking fuck a platform. 

The family previously owned the Corner Market in Auburn, which was the target of message board posts calling for a boycott last year. To both Alan and Chenavis, the timing of this in relation to last Saturday's Iron Bowl is too suspicious.

"We definitely think it was retaliation," he said. "Somebody put that ad up trying to hurt us, and I think it's because my son Rashaan didn't go to Auburn."

Nah. It's because you are an asshole that thought it would be funny to punk AU.

Not funny getting plunked back I'd guess!

[Snaggletiger]

#alanevansIwasntgoodenoughtobeatoutBoandnowimgettinpaidbyrec.livesmatter

[GH2001]

I work with Chenavis. She could care less. She wanted him at Auburn. Just sayin...

[Kaos]

I work with Chenavis. She could care less. She wanted him at Auburn. Just sayin...

It's the fuckstick husband.  I'm really sorry the best college running back in history beat him out for a starting spot. 

He needs to DIAF.

[Townhallsavoy]

Isn't his store in the shit part of Auburn? By shit part, I mean the part that has lots of poverty and crime?

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if some Alabama fuck booster (or sidewalk fan that won some money at Victoryland) came up with this plan with Evans.

"I'll make the ad and we'll throw some of your merchandise in the lake. You make the comment that Auburn people did it because Rashaan didn't sign there. Al.com will run with it. Row tide."

[Kaos]

Isn't his store in the shit part of Auburn? By shit part, I mean the part that has lots of poverty and crime?

Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if some Alabama fuck booster (or sidewalk fan that won some money at Victoryland) came up with this plan with Evans.

"I'll make the ad and we'll throw some of your merchandise in the lake. You make the comment that Auburn people did it because Rashaan didn't sign there. Al.com will run with it. Row tide."

Word from the back channels is that this is part of an insurance scam on Evans' part. 

The reason the AU PD said he shouldn't go through with the ruse and "press charges" against imaginary people who allegedly showed up to ransack his business (which he did himself) is because they were trying to protect him.  He pushes it and it's going to go badly for him. 

Of course that will be ignored because it doesn't fit the "crazy Auburn fucks threaten a man's livelihood over a football game" narrative. 

[Townhallsavoy]

Word from the back channels is that this is part of an insurance scam on Evans' part. 

The reason the AU PD said he shouldn't go through with the ruse and "press charges" against imaginary people who allegedly showed up to ransack his business (which he did himself) is because they were trying to protect him.  He pushes it and it's going to go badly for him. 

Of course that will be ignored because it doesn't fit the "crazy Auburn fucks threaten a man's livelihood over a football game" narrative.

Why protect him though? Fuck him. Just push the investigation for insurance fraud and smear his reputation the way it deserves to be smeared.

This is the same family that had Auburn coaches dance at a fucking birthday party, right? Dance and laugh and then go to Alabama.

Seriously some of the worst people I've ever heard of in my entire life, and they're stomping on Auburn while little Rashaan goes on to win trophies and get a shot at the NFL.

[The Prowler]

There was a two car wreck on my way into work Tuesday...if I'm Alan Evans, I'm going to blab to the bama media that I was in a wreck caused by a Auburn fan because the outraged fan knew who I was and ran me off the road.