Asleep in Fayetteville Game Thread

[The Prowler]

So you're saying there's a chance?

Yes, when he finally buckles the chin strap back on, the defense will be Rowdy. My suggestion to the coaching staff...this is just my personal opinion, but I feel that they should recruit a few more of these Carl Lawson type players at all three levels, every year (DL, LB & DB). When they go on their evaluations, look for the kid that terrorizes the opponent and has a fuckin shit load of energy...pay him more money than the other recruiters, then keep his pockets full and keep him happy. Again, just my opinion.

[RWS]

No, but Sean White is better QB than their Proactiv Spokesman.

Unfortunately, I have to agree.  The OL isn't helping Coker any, but Christ he stares down receivers horribly and always looks like he has no idea what's going on.  Here's something I said in another thread before the season began:

Coker tends to panic and make mistakes when he has 8 seconds to throw against St. Mary's Sisters of the Blind's second string.  He's not consistent either.  Maybe I'm wrong about it all.  I thought that the season would be shitty with Sims as starter, and I was wrong.  I just don't think that they can mindfuck Coker into being serviceable.

Sims wasn't a worldbeater, but I know why be was able to beat Coker out last season.  Sims actually turned out to be pretty good and could make a lot of plays with his legs.  Of course, Amari Cooper made things pretty easy for him at times, but I liked Sims.  Coker and the OL are liabilities right now.  I said it before, and I'll say it again:  Jimbo Fisher trolled Nick Saban.

[Godfather]

Unfortunately, I have to agree.  The OL isn't helping Coker any, but Christ he stares down receivers horribly and always looks like he has no idea what's going on.  Here's something I said in another thread before the season began:

Sims wasn't a worldbeater, but I know why be was able to beat Coker out last season.  Sims actually turned out to be pretty good and could make a lot of plays with his legs.  Of course, Amari Cooper made things pretty easy for him at times, but I liked Sims.  Coker and the OL are liabilities right now.  I said it before, and I'll say it again:  Jimbo Fisher trolled Nick Saban.

All I know is, he makes my face hurt.