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No Craft Beer Thread?
« on: October 08, 2015, 07:22:26 PM »
Color me shocked that my in-depth, 10-second search found no such thread.

Obviously these small shops are my preferred beer makers.

Found one today that will fucking wreck you:  Green Flash's Green Bullet.

It's a triple IPA (you read that correctly, 10.1% ABV 100+ IBU....only available Sep-Dec so get on it).

These guys said "Fuck the American hop shortage/prices" and went with all New Zealand hops.  The result is a citrusy, tropical fruit (mango) front end, a nice bitter back end and none of the alcohol wallop of a DIPA.  So smooth you will not realize how quickly you're drinking it.

Get some.  Now.  It's fucking delicious.
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« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2015, 08:47:45 PM »
Color me shocked that my in-depth, 10-second search found no such thread.

Obviously these small shops are my preferred beer makers.

Found one today that will fucking wreck you:  Green Flash's Green Bullet.

It's a triple IPA (you read that correctly, 10.1% ABV 100+ IBU....only available Sep-Dec so get on it).

These guys said "Fuck the American hop shortage/prices" and went with all New Zealand hops.  The result is a citrusy, tropical fruit (mango) front end, a nice bitter back end and none of the alcohol wallop of a DIPA.  So smooth you will not realize how quickly you're drinking it.

Get some.  Now.  It's fucking delicious.

Okay so, since ur boy is coming down...is this a brew you pick up retail or is there a particular establishment pouring it up?
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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2015, 09:54:08 PM »
Okay so, since ur boy is coming down...is this a brew you pick up retail or is there a particular establishment pouring it up?

The Green Flash website tells me that Modica Market stocks this delicious product.

If they're out, you'll have to trek into Sandestin/Destin to visit Chan's or Beach Liquors.

Also, World of Beer (spit) at the Commons is pouring it on draft.  If you're willing to come to town, I'll swallow my disdain (teed that one up for you editing miscreants) for this establishment and join you there for a few.
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« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2015, 09:57:17 PM »
The Green Flash website tells me that Modica Market stocks this delicious product.

If they're out, you'll have to trek into Sandestin/Destin to visit: Chan's or Beach Liquors.

Modica is always on the list.  Will check there first.
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« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2015, 09:59:51 PM »
Modica is always on the list.  Will check there first.

Also, see edited post above.

Meeting in town is my preference, obviously.  Fuck a ride out to 30Ghey.
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2015, 10:04:52 PM »
Also, see edited post above.

Meeting in town is my preference, obviously.  Fuck a ride out to 30Ghey.

Saw the edited post.  Will be happy to ride into the jungle and leave the classy, rich, pampered, shaved pussy back on the A for few beers with a friend.  You name it, I'll be there.
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2015, 10:17:13 PM »
Saw the edited post.  Will be happy to ride into the jungle and leave the classy, rich, pampered, shaved pussy back on the A for few beers with a friend.  You name it, I'll be there.

A man of the people, ladies and gents.
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2015, 11:10:53 PM »
A man of the people, ladies and gents.

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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2015, 02:18:52 PM »
this is more like a male seeking male thread. 

carry on.
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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2015, 02:45:45 PM »
this is more like a male seeking male thread. 

carry on.

nookie knows.
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2015, 03:01:28 PM »
this is more like a male seeking male thread. 

carry on.

Yes it is.  And I sought out and hooked up with the male who started this thread last Friday.  Took his recommendation and picked up a carton of 4.  This is the commercial description:

"A full-bodied Triple IPA, Green Bullet combines New Zealand grown Pacific Gem and Green Bullet hops. Significant pine and citrus hoppiness hit the palate at first sip, accentuated by tropical notes of mango and pineapple, ending with a moderately aggressive, bitter finish."

I'm not sophisticated enough to put those words together.  I would have said great flavor with hints of fruit, but the finish was a little bitter for my taste.  But here's the thing.  At 10.5%, the bitterness goes away very quickly.

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2015, 07:41:39 AM »
Can't teach this gaggle of humps any football nor will I waste my knowledge of beer on you.

NO!


Just drink your malt liquor and be happy.
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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2015, 11:03:41 AM »
I'm a Bud Light drinker but I have found I enjoy a nice wheat beer my favorite local brews are:
1. Avondale Pachyderm
2. Cahaba Blonde
3. Good People Bearded Lady
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2015, 04:43:22 PM »
Kroger keeps LITE on sale for $10.49 a 12 pack of tall boys. Some of you little people won't understand.
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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2015, 02:56:03 AM »
Good People brown and Back 40's Truck Stop Honey are two of my favorites right now. Both are local brewing companies and they are solid.
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« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2015, 01:43:54 PM »
Good People brown and Back 40's Truck Stop Honey are two of my favorites right now. Both are local brewing companies and they are solid.
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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2015, 07:34:40 AM »
Need to find out how to get Hopslam Ale to Alabama.
Imperial IPA from Bells Brewery-very limited seasonal.
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Re: No Craft Beer Thread?
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2015, 09:39:01 AM »
Need to find out how to get Hopslam Ale to Alabama.
Imperial IPA from Bells Brewery-very limited seasonal.

Drive to FL?

Easy to grab as a Miller Lite down here.
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« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2015, 11:11:54 AM »
Drive to FL?

Easy to grab as a Miller Lite down here.

I assume you will be bringing some of this newfangled beer with you to X gate?
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« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2015, 11:31:53 AM »
I assume you will be bringing some of this newfangled beer with you to X gate?

I don't drink high ABV at the tailgate.  Rookie move.
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