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Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« on: September 16, 2015, 07:32:43 AM »
But especially hide yo young girls.  It's Sani's burfdayz and he's lookin' for some collards to stir. 

Have a good one, H. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2015, 08:24:19 AM »
Brasky's got nothing on Sani.  Have a great one, boss.
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2015, 09:06:53 AM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2015, 09:38:31 AM »
Happy birthday my brother, may you be serenaded by women throwing little pickles at you.
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2015, 09:42:50 AM »
Semper Fi and Happy birfday.
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2015, 11:30:31 AM »
Happy Birthday.
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2015, 09:19:43 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker!
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2015, 09:44:46 PM »
Happy, happy!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2015, 10:03:22 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2015, 08:56:39 AM »
Appreaciate the well wishes.  Was tied up with a trade show most of yesterday so didn't make it on.
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2015, 08:58:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 17, 2015, 08:56:39 AM
Appreaciate the well wishes.  Was tied up with a trade show most of yesterday so didn't make it on.

Awesome. How much of the new Tupperware product did you sell?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2015, 09:09:08 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 17, 2015, 08:58:45 AM
Awesome. How much of the new Tupperware product did you sell?

Probably a ton. Those new "Easy-Snap" lids pretty much sell themselves.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2015, 09:12:16 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 17, 2015, 09:09:08 AM
Probably a ton. Those new "Easy-Snap" lids pretty much sell themselves.

Pssssh....it's the ship in a bottle that gets them.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2015, 09:14:02 AM »
Happy Birthday
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