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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2015, 06:56:59 PM »
Derrick Henry taught Chuck Norris martial arts.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2015, 07:08:23 PM »
I went camping with Henry … I’m in the back of a pickup with him and a live deer. Well, Henry, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, ‘I’m Derrick Henry! Say it!’ Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth — “Derhenry!” It wasn’t exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2015, 08:38:15 PM »
Derrick Henry is considered a national treasure in countries he's never visited.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2015, 10:21:33 AM »
Derrick Henry fucked this:

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2015, 08:10:13 PM »
Derrick Henry doesn't need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2015, 10:09:14 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 01, 2015, 08:10:13 PM
Derrick Henry does need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.

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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2015, 10:11:10 PM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 01, 2015, 08:10:13 PM
Derrick Henry does need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.

Give to the United Negro College Fund.  Because the mind is a terrible thing.  And we must stamp it out.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2015, 06:31:33 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 01, 2015, 10:11:10 PM
Give to the United Negro College Fund.  Because the mind is a terrible thing.  And we must stamp it out.
Typos suck too.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2015, 08:08:06 AM »
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #29 on: September 02, 2015, 08:53:43 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 01, 2015, 08:10:13 PM
Derrick Henry doesn't need a QB, offensive lineman or a miniature coach. He also doesn't need name tags. He definitely never had a birth certificate.

Derrick Henry can understand this.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #30 on: September 02, 2015, 09:21:20 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 02, 2015, 08:53:43 AM
Derrick Henry can understand this.

You win the early morning internetz.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #31 on: September 02, 2015, 09:23:09 AM »
Derrick Henry has never waited 15 minutes after eating before entering the pool.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2015, 10:22:38 AM »
Quote from: bottomfeeder on September 02, 2015, 06:31:33 AM
Typos suck too.

Typos are blood and mofos on this board are sharks. 
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2015, 10:28:43 AM »
The Holy Grail is searching for Derrick Henry.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2015, 10:36:56 AM »
Derrick Henry can post anything he wants on AUfam.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #35 on: September 02, 2015, 12:27:19 PM »
Derrick Henry can make a Happy Meal cry.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #36 on: September 02, 2015, 12:33:33 PM »
Derrick Henry once won a fist fight using only his afro.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2015, 12:42:45 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 02, 2015, 12:33:33 PM
Derrick Henry once won a fist fight using only his afro.

Which is amazing since he has braids. That MF'er really is the man.
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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #38 on: September 02, 2015, 12:45:13 PM »
Is this the Coker for Heisman thread?
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Bama Quarterback Race
« Reply #39 on: September 02, 2015, 01:01:53 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on September 02, 2015, 12:45:13 PM
Is this the Coker for Heisman thread?
No. It's the Saban to Texas thread.
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