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Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!

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Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« on: May 19, 2015, 08:30:38 AM »
Happy Happy Jummy Love!  By the way, why did you never call my dog back?
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2015, 09:08:07 AM »
They say it's your birthday...... :civic:
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2015, 09:41:14 AM »
Happy birthday yo
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2015, 10:16:40 AM »
Happy Birthday Jummy love, may you get some stink on your hang down.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2015, 10:38:40 AM »
Smooches, Big Man!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2015, 10:47:00 AM »
Happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2015, 12:35:13 PM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2015, 01:18:22 PM »
Happy birthday, you civic driving chick magnet!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2015, 02:39:38 PM »
Happy Birthday. Watch out for your shoes!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2015, 01:12:28 PM »
Happy birthday mr. palpatation...
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2015, 11:01:51 PM »
Happy belated birthday!  If you could crawl into my ass, I wouldn't charge you rent.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2015, 11:48:37 PM »
Thanks, I've been drunk for 3 days straight.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2015, 10:03:09 AM »
Thanks, I've been drunk for 3 days straight.

Drunk on love.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2015, 03:50:44 AM »
Drunk on love.
I'm a little drunk on you.
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2015, 04:26:13 AM »
Happy belated!
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Re: Happy Birthday to my dog's best friend!
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2015, 07:49:03 AM »
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