Pussification of my beloved Corps

[Saniflush]

Shit like this is gonna get Marines dead.  Both are very bad ideas!

The first one has to do with processing out decorated combat veterans for having tattoos in favor of a bunch of chair warming motherfuckers.

http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/story/military/2015/04/20/tattoo-regulations-marine-corps-career/25894935/

The second has to do with lowering the bar for combat leaders so that women can pass the physical requirements.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/19/marine-corps-weighs-lower-standards-for-women-afte/

[GH2001]

I don't think Sgt Hartman would approve of this.

[AUJarhead]

The second has to do with lowering the bar for combat leaders so that women can pass the physical requirements.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/apr/19/marine-corps-weighs-lower-standards-for-women-afte/

What was your record for the dead hang?

Seriousily, totally agree.  Both are horrible ideas.

[Token]

bgreene is going to shit himself.

[WiregrassTiger]

I can understand how some tattoos would be inappropriate but for example, if I were a Marine, the only time they'd see my 12" ruler tattoo would be in the shower or during a hernia check.

[bgreene]

bgreene is going to shit himself.

I just did.

Even with the thought of offending some on this board (tiger wench), women have no place in a combat role.  A woman should never be a grunt, they should only moan.

[dallaswareagle]

I can understand how some tattoos would be inappropriate but for example, if I were a Marine, the only time they'd see my 12" ruler tattoo would be in the shower or during a hernia check.

you don't see many folks around here using the metric system.  Kudos. 

[bgreene]

I joke, but two female Marines almost got us killed while I was in Iraq.  They were tasked with to a convoy to come re-supply us with "clean" water.  We had taken over a bath party building just a couple days prior and were now sleeping on the floors.  These two female Marines show up and start gesturing toward the local young men with their boobies.  The Sheik did not like this none too much and called for an attack on our position.  We were on 100% watch for 3 days straight.  Somehow the brass was able to sit down with the Sheik and get it worked out (money).

[Snaggletiger]

Did they have nice boobies?

[AUJarhead]

Did they have nice boobies?

They are women.  In the Marines.

They look like Phyllis Diller.
And walk like Frankenstein.

[DnATL]

They are women.  In the Marines.

They look like Phyllis Diller.
And walk like Frankenstein.

Then why refer to them as "boobies" and get the locals riled up here?  Now you must make payment to offset your offense

[Snaggletiger]

Then why refer to them as "boobies" and get the locals riled up here?  Now you must make payment to offset your offense

Gets it.

[bgreene]

Truth be told, they were not the "typical" female Marines.  They were not bad looking at all.  Now keep in mind the rating scale is kind of like Talladega, real world 3-4 = Dega 10. That being said, it don't take many trips to the jack shack before you would hit any woman that would sling it your way.  So I owe you nothing!

[Saniflush]

Truth be told, they were not the "typical" female Marines.  They were not bad looking at all.  Now keep in mind the rating scale is kind of like Talladega, real world 3-4 = Dega 10. That being said, it don't take many trips to the jack shack before you would hit any woman that would sling it your way.  So I owe you nothing!

This Devil Dog knows of what he speaks.

[dallaswareagle]

Truth be told, they were not the "typical" female Marines.  They were not bad looking at all.  Now keep in mind the rating scale is kind of like Talladega, real world 3-4 = Dega 10. That being said, it don't take many trips to the jack shack before you would hit any woman that would sling it your way.  So I owe you nothing!

Ours was called the " bater buidling"

[Snaggletiger]

Ours was called the " bater buidling"

I thought it was "Circle Jerk Central."

[dallaswareagle]

I thought it was "Circle Jerk Central."

That was back at home base doing regular duty, you know water the grass because it was on the training schedule, as you stand there in the fricking rain doing it. 

[WiregrassTiger]

Jack shack, bater building, circle jerk central, xgate--all the same.

[dallaswareagle]

Jack shack, bater building, circle jerk central, xgate--all the same.

At Xgate it involves a midget, a grill master and other folks.