A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex.
Husband: Sukitaki!
Wife replies: Kowanini!
Husband says: Toka a anjirodiroumiyakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Miminakoundindatinkouji!
Husband replies angrily: Namiakoukinatimikikouji!
I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you understand Japanese!
You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.