Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game. Any leads will be appreciated. And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.
You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
Yes
Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game. All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.
It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.
I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.
Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!
I guess this means nobody has any tickets...
I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game. There will be a ton for sale. I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off. I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
I can vouch for this statement.