2014: NFL Season Thread...

[djsimp]

Im betting there is a certain Dolphin fan happy today.

Couple of notes:

49ers look great. Cowboys look shitty. Panthers handled business. KC gonna may have some troubles on D this year after major injuries.

[GH2001]

Falcons lucky as usual.

[AUJarhead]

Falcons lucky as usual.

Fuckadoodledoo.

[Saniflush]

Fuckadoodledoo.

They need to win the first couple of weeks so their little hopes gets up.  It's much more fun.

[AUJarhead]

They need to win the first couple of weeks so their little hopes gets up.  It's much more fun.

It's the fact that they beat the Saints I'm pissed about.

[Saniflush]

It's the fact that they beat the Saints I'm pissed about.

I imagine that has more to do with Chad being a fan now.

[GH2001]

It's the fact that they beat the Saints I'm pissed about.

Seriously, Saints driving for the win. Guy catches a ball that could probably be taken to the house and the fucker literally hands the ball to the Durdee Byrds for the W in OT. Only does that happen to football teams in the state of Ga.

[Kaos]

Things I learned from Week One of the NFL. 

1) I really don't give much of a shit about the NFL.  Only watched parts of a few games.  Don't even know who won most of them.  Don't care enough to find out.

2) Mark Ingram is the biggest punk ass bitch in the league.  He hasn't done shit for two years, has a mediocre game and struts, preens, stalks and prances like he's a combination of Walter Payton and Barry Sanders.  If he were on my team I'd beat his ass like they beat Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.  They could flag that chubby Ewok for douchmanlike conduct after every three-yard gain.  I've rarely hated a player as much as I despise that bubbling turd.

 New Orleans Saints running back Mark Ingram had a fiery, helmet-slamming outburst on the sideline Sunday, and later appeared to decline a post-touchdown handshake from coach Sean Payton.

3) Further proof that the Saints are cheaters?  Guess who joined their coverage team for NOLA this season?  Evan Woodbery. 

4) Hate to say this, but the Panthers might be better of with the other guy playing QB.  Mike Shula has no idea what to do with Cam.  He knows what to do with a moderately talented, slow white guy because he can relate to him.  As much as I want to like the Panthers, I hope Cam finds a better home after this season.  He could be a major star, one of the best in NFL history but he's not going to get that or get there with defense-minded Rivera and doodlebutt Shula.  They shouldn't have released Steve Smith, either.

5) Broncos suck.  Won but suck.

6) Slow your roll on the Dolphins. 

7) The Ravens are punks.  NFL did what they did to Ray Rice.  I'm sorry there is a video now, but releasing the guy today was a punk move.  It's double jeopardy. 

8) Seahawks and 49ers both look like quality teams.  Beyond that, it's a miasma of mediocrity across the rest of the league.  Of course the 'Hawks get there by cheating their asses off.  Carroll was a cheater at USC and is a cheater (and a twat) in Seattle.

9) RGIII is going to be a long-term bust.  He's not going to be all the media wants him to be but they will go to the ends of the earth to prop him up as such. 

10) Hope Whore Webb-McCarron saved some of that Hardees money. 

[AUChizad]

7) The Ravens are punks.  NFL did what they did to Ray Rice.  I'm sorry there is a video now, but releasing the guy today was a punk move.  It's double jeopardy.

^^^The only person on Earth who thinks Ray Rice was punished too severely after seeing the video.

[Godfather]

6) Slow your roll on the Dolphins. 

Heeeeeeeeey wait just a damn minute!

[Godfather]

^^^The only person on Earth who thinks Ray Rice was punished too severely after seeing the video.

Gots to agree, first it isn't double jeopardy because this isn't a court of law.  Second, dude is a trained, muscle building athlete who straight up knocked out a woman.  He also happened to lie about it to both the Ravens and the NFL.

[Saniflush]

Gots to agree, first it isn't double jeopardy because this isn't a court of law.  Second, dude is a trained, muscle building athlete who straight up knocked out a woman.  He also happened to lie about it to both the Ravens and the NFL.

Pimp slap is the correct term.

[Townhallsavoy]

^^^The only person on Earth who thinks Ray Rice was punished too severely after seeing the video.

I'm assuming he doesn't realize that the Ravens and the NFL did not know the severity of the incident. 

In case people don't know, the story that Ray Rice and his Stockholm'd Fiance told was that she was drunk and attacking him and provoked him to defend himself by shoving her.  Because of her drunken state, she passed out and he dragged her out of the elevator. 

Video told a different story. 

[Saniflush]

I'm assuming he doesn't realize that the Ravens and the NFL did not know the severity of the incident. 

In case people don't know, the story that Ray Rice and his Stockholm'd Fiance told was that she was drunk and attacking him and provoked him to defend himself by shoving her.  Because of her drunken state, she passed out and he dragged her out of the elevator. 

Video told a different story.

Well he did drag her out of the elevator.

[Godfather]

2) Mark Ingram is the biggest punk ass bitch in the league.  He hasn't done shit for fourtwo years, has a mediocre game and struts, preens, stalks and prances like he's a combination of Walter Payton and Barry Sanders.  If he were on my team I'd beat his ass like they beat Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket.  They could flag that chubby Ewok for douchmanlike conduct after every three-yard gain.  I've rarely hated a player as much as I despise that bubbling turd.

 New Orleans Saints running back Mark Ingram had a fiery, helmet-slamming outburst on the sideline Sunday, and later appeared to decline a post-touchdown handshake from coach Sean Payton.

fixt

[Kaos]

^^^The only person on Earth who thinks Ray Rice was punished too severely after seeing the video.

No, I think they knew all this and didn't expect it to come out. 

They did what they did to him.  Realize it's not a court of law, but still.  Admitted to domestic violence.  Was punished for it.  Man up, say you should have investigated more thoroughly, but don't jam the guy a second time after what's already done. 

I know knocking somebody out isn't equitable to stealing candy but this is like "oh, you robbed a candy store so you're getting six months probation and a $50 fine..." and then three months later you go "Wait, what?  You stole ALL the M&M's?  That's it, bitch.  Prison." 

[CCTAU]

I'm assuming he doesn't realize that the Ravens and the NFL did not know the severity of the incident. 

In case people don't know, the story that Ray Rice and his Stockholm'd Fiance told was that she was drunk and attacking him and provoked him to defend himself by shoving her.  Because of her drunken state, she passed out and he dragged her out of the elevator. 

Video told a different story.

Well she did attack him. He was moving backwards when he hit her. Probably saved her life.

Doesn't make it right.

Tell your daughters to avoid that type of situation and that type of man.

[WiregrassTiger]

Well she did attack him. He was moving backwards when he hit her. Probably saved her life.

Doesn't make it right.

Tell your daughters to avoid that type of situation and that type of man.

By this, do you mean black?

[CCTAU]

By this, do you mean black?

Well only Gaytor is a white pimp!

[Snaggletiger]

So, the prosecutor who decided to charge him with Domestic Violence and give him Pretrial Diversion apparently never got the elevator video? I'm assuming that because that rises way above DV.