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The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible

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The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« on: August 25, 2014, 06:29:50 PM »
Woke up quick at about noon, Just thought that I had to be in Auburn soon...
I gotta get drunk before the day begins, Before Jay Jacobs starts bitchin' about my friends,
About to go and damn near went blind, Young inbreds at the pad throwin' up Script A signs
Ran in the house and grabbed a sip, With the Papa Bert's on the side of my hip
Bailed outside and pointed my weapon (a college degree), Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin'
Jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride, I got orange and blue, front back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play, Bumpin' new shit by T-Will from the A(U)
It was "Tigerwalk Tigerwalk" at the top of the list, Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my six-fo'
Jockin' the inbreds, slappin' the hogs
Went to the tailgate to get the scoop
Knuckleheads out there cold shootin' some hooch
A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Gus mothafuckin "G"
He rolls down his window and he started to say
It's all about runnin' that fast ass play

Coz The Boys on The Plains Are Always Hard
You Come Talkin That Trash, We'll Pull Ya Card
Knowin' Nutin In Life But To Be Legit'
Dont Quote Me Bear Coz you're dead as Shit
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Ladies and Gentleman...
HAS BEEN CALLED.

It was 74 degrees this morning, I wanted a beer or 17, and I could smell it...



It's time bitches, for Football season.
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2014, 06:49:51 PM »
Finally!
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2014, 06:58:00 PM »
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2014, 11:29:37 PM »
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2014, 12:53:27 AM »
Frick yeah...the nip has been called. 
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2014, 07:22:56 AM »
None shall pass.....the taint.
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2014, 07:51:07 AM »
Sorry guys. I will try to get a pic of my taint posted by this afternoon.
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2014, 08:53:32 AM »
Looking forward to the trip. Prolly won't hit me and I get hyped up until boarding the plane Friday morning after a few Bloody Mary's at the airport.

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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2014, 08:57:25 AM »

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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2014, 09:21:39 AM »
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Re: The Anticipation Is Nearly Terrible
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2014, 10:35:27 AM »
Frick yeah...the nip has been called.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2014, 03:39:26 PM »
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