"I wondered where I left that"

[DnATL]

Surgeons find 10-year-old sex toy inside woman's body


Initial reactions from the above headline:
wes "A sex toy for 10-year-olds?  Just my size!"
"I can go bigger - much bigger"
Uncle Sani "Must be a happy meal toy, I usually take my young dates to McD's after sex"
fellow Libertarians "Why were socialized-medicine surgeons searching in there in the first place"
Chizzad: "In addition to rainbows and unicorns, Obamacare could provide free toys that you don't even have to illegally download"
AWK "Toys?!?! The inside of a woman's must be an awesome place, I would like to visit one someday"
Wench "Tonka?"
dallas "keen toy"
Snaggle "I actually don't care, because I know my balls aren't in there"
kaos "Maybe it was a Mr Potato Head?  Potatoes are OK, just better not be any fucking tomatoes"