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So obnoxious
« on: May 30, 2014, 02:48:35 PM »
Sitting in the barbershop.  A few dipwad bammers here crowded around one iPad watching their baseball game.  Talking about softball. And watching clips of the golf team.

These rubes can't name one single player on any of these teams other than that softball cow they keep calling "Jackie Trainer".

God how I hate them all. 
« Last Edit: May 30, 2014, 03:17:00 PM by Kaos »
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2014, 02:51:25 PM »
The new pest control guy got to talking football with me the other day.  He asked me who I liked.  I said Auburn.  He said he roots for "the university." 

I asked him when he graduated.  He started talking about cock roaches. 

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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2014, 02:53:49 PM »
The new pest control guy got to talking football with me the other day.  He asked me who I liked.  I said Auburn.  He said he roots for "the university." 

I asked him when he graduated.  He started talking about cock roaches.

The appropriate response would have been "oh, Auburn too"
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2014, 02:56:20 PM »
The appropriate response would have been "oh, Auburn too"

I would never subject Auburn University to that kind of bloated sense of pride.  The university.  Easily in the top 3 of my Worst Bammer Qualities list. 
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2014, 03:13:50 PM »
I can talk about their players from the 60 's &  70's eventhough I never saw themplay. Blows their mind when I string them along only to let On that I am an Auburn fan.
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2014, 04:18:28 PM »
It occurred to me today that in no point in my entire life has Alabama beaten Auburn more than we beat them while I was alive.

Only three times (85, 99, & 2001) it was tied for my lifetime, but they've never taken the lead.

Right now we're at 18-14. Very real possibility, especially if Malzahn sticks around & dominates like I hope/expect, that I never live to see a day where Bama has ever beaten us more than we've beaten them.

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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2014, 04:26:21 PM »
It occurred to me today that in no point in my entire life has Alabama beaten Auburn more than I have sucked dicks.

Only three times (85, 99, & 2001) have I been with a woman. But they've never taken the lead.

Right now we're at 18-14. Very real possibility, especially if Malzahn sticks around & does me like I hope/expect, that I never live to see a day where Bama has ever beaten us more than I beat my little weenie. I am racist.

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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2014, 09:12:49 PM »
Rivalries are fun.  Even the lesser known rivalries like WiregrassTiger vs. Chizad. 
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2014, 10:37:56 PM »
Rivalries are fun.  Even the lesser known rivalries like WiregrassTiger vs. Chizad.
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2014, 01:06:53 PM »
Rivalries are fun.  Even the lesser known rivalries like WiregrassTiger vs. Chizad.
I don't know about any rivalry but I do know that I'd like to hang my dick up his ass. I mean, foot.
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2014, 01:59:54 PM »
I don't know about any rivalry but I do know that I'd like to hang my dick up his ass. I mean, foot.
Why would you want to do that to his foot?
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2014, 05:20:40 PM »
I don't know about any rivalry but I do know that I'd like to hang my dick up his ass. I mean, foot.
Understandable. It's a pretty sweet ass.

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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2014, 05:39:02 PM »
Understandable. It's a pretty sweet ass.

<3 :fag: <3
You wouldn't say this if it were black. Cracker.
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2014, 07:30:32 AM »
Sitting in the barbershop.  A few dipwad bammers here crowded around one iPad watching their baseball game.  Talking about softball. And watching clips of the golf team.

These rubes can't name one single player on any of these teams other than that softball cow they keep calling "Jackie Trainer".

God how I hate them all.

Yep. 
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2014, 07:31:29 AM »
I would never subject Auburn University to that kind of bloated sense of pride.  The university.  Easily in the top 3 of my Worst Bammer Qualities list.

I always ask them "which university?"
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #15 on: June 02, 2014, 04:01:19 PM »
I always ask them "which university?"
Where the fuck you been foot boy?
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Re: So obnoxious
« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2014, 06:49:49 PM »
Where the fuck you been foot boy?

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