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« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2014, 01:18:38 PM »

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2014, 01:24:38 PM »
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust
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« Reply #22 on: May 30, 2014, 01:24:59 PM »
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?


mommy partswaylo
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: May 30, 2014, 01:25:41 PM »
What is a wok?

It's sumting you twow at a wabbit
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« Reply #24 on: May 30, 2014, 01:26:20 PM »
What's round, hairy and sits on the wall?

Humpty mommy part
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« Reply #25 on: May 30, 2014, 01:27:30 PM »
A horse walked into a bar.  The bartender said "Why the long face?"
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« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2014, 01:28:06 PM »
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust

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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2014, 01:28:55 PM »
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

Mufasa
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2014, 01:30:28 PM »
A Jew and a Gentile were walking down the street and saw this incredibly hot girl walk past.  The Gentile said, "Boy, I'd like to fuck her."  The Jew said, "Out of what?"
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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2014, 01:30:35 PM »
Knock knock.

Who's there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Gross!
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2014, 01:31:30 PM »
A horse walked into a bar.  The bartender said "Why the long face?"
He replied "because my alcoholism is killing the family."
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #31 on: May 30, 2014, 01:32:32 PM »
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little Old Lady

Little Old Lady Who?

I didn't know you could yodel.
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« Reply #32 on: May 30, 2014, 01:34:05 PM »
Have you ever smelled moth balls?

Yes.

How did you get his little legs open?
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« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2014, 01:34:44 PM »
Why do women have two holes?

So you can carry them home like a 6-pack
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« Reply #34 on: May 30, 2014, 01:36:08 PM »
What do you call the AIDS wing at Emory University Hospital?

Sick Fags Over Georgia
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« Reply #35 on: May 30, 2014, 01:38:21 PM »
How did the Bammer find the sheep in the tall grass?

Satisfying
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #36 on: May 30, 2014, 01:40:40 PM »
What do you do with an Elephant with 3 balls?





Walk him and pitch to the Rhino
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #37 on: May 30, 2014, 01:43:38 PM »
Does anyone need an ark?


I Noah guy
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #38 on: May 30, 2014, 01:48:19 PM »
Why do Mexican low riders have those little bitty steering wheels?

It's the only way you can drive with handcuffs on
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Re: Bad jokes
« Reply #39 on: May 30, 2014, 02:09:30 PM »
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because gorillas have big fingers.
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