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Cool Dive
« on: August 22, 2008, 07:42:23 PM »


Fuck that though!
« Last Edit: August 22, 2008, 07:42:57 PM by Come Honor Face »
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 08:10:10 PM »
The Russian judge gave hima 7.5???

Commie faggot.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 01:27:01 PM »
Well, at least his nose won't get sunburnt
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 01:35:18 PM »
Ok, let me ask the obvious question.  If you're going to leap off a tower like that anyway, why TIE the freaking world record?  Move the platform up an inch or six or twelve and stand alone.  What a putz.


Consider, though, that this jump was made in 1977, back when water was a lot harder.  Here's the guy today (in black).  He's still flinging himself off tall things into water.

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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 02:14:22 PM »
Yeah, I found the "Tie" thing a bit odd.  Let's see....I'm already 3 freakin' miles up in the air.  Ya' think we could move the platform up...ooohhh saaayyyy...1 foot?

Nope!!! I'm not jumping from any farther up than this spot right here!!!
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 02:24:14 PM »
Ok, let me ask the obvious question.  If you're going to leap off a tower like that anyway, why TIE the freaking world record?  Move the platform up an inch or six or twelve and stand alone.  What a putz.


Consider, though, that this jump was made in 1977, back when water was a lot harder.  Here's the guy today (in black).  He's still flinging himself off tall things into water.



Exactly how has the water gotten softer since 1977?
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 02:32:12 PM »
Water softeners have come a long way since the 70's, my friend.  You might want to stick your head out the window and look around every once in a while.  It's a great big world out there.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 02:55:22 PM »
Exactly how has the water gotten softer since 1977?

I think water was made of coal back then.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 03:02:57 PM »
I think water was made of coal back then.

Damn, no wonder the climate is all jacked up
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2008, 03:38:56 PM »
Water softeners have come a long way since the 70's, my friend.  You might want to stick your head out the window and look around every once in a while.  It's a great big world out there.

ROTFLMAO. I'm dying over heah.

I wouldn't really call that a dive. It was more like a glorified "JUMP". Now if he were to tape up that head and go in head first, I think that 7.5 would be at least an 8.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 04:43:28 PM »
Eh...it's no Triple Lindy.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 04:54:15 PM »
Man, that diver gets no respect.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 05:02:33 PM »
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2008, 09:26:44 PM »
Eh...it's no Triple Lindy.
Ah, RDJ's Finest Role
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2008, 09:48:57 PM »
Ah, RDJ's Finest Role

Blasphemy.  May the Caddy Shack gods put a pipe bomb in your sister's shorts.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2008, 10:07:53 PM »
Blasphemy.  May the Caddy Shack gods put a pipe bomb in your sister's shorts.
Umm..dumbass last time I checked Robert Downey, Jr. wasn't in Caddyshack. 
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2008, 03:45:49 AM »
Umm..dumbass last time I checked Robert Downey, Jr. wasn't in Caddyshack. 
Score, Caddyshack 2 rules.
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Re: Cool Dive
« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2008, 05:30:46 AM »
Umm..dumbass last time I checked Robert Downey, Jr. wasn't in Caddyshack. 

No, he was in rehab. Duh! 
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