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WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« on: May 12, 2014, 08:36:11 PM »
Lucky, uat booster/CEO of 24/7 recruiting service, stated that Rashaan Evans has been practicing his speed, agility and hip flexibility by chasing down Arabian Horses at a nearby horse farm.

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One, bammers and horses go together like grilled cheese and chili.
Two, that's compete and utter bullshit that anyone can chase down an Arabian Horse.
Three, if he was actually chasing down a horse, any horse...he'll be in the hospital with a broken face after it kicks the fuck outta him.
Four, if you've ever been to a horse farm, you'd know that the surface is not designed for people to be running and cutting working on agility, unless you want to have your ankles broken or have ligament damage to the knees.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2014, 08:45:39 PM »
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One, bammers and horses go together like grilled cheese and chili.
I didn't know you could dip a grilled cheese sandwich dick first into a bowl of chili.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2014, 08:50:36 PM »
Dem Aubs chase squirrels, but at da Universitah we chase stallions!!!

Ain't dat raghhhhht, Pawwwwwwwwwwwwwwl?

I'll hang up and lissen.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2014, 09:16:25 PM »
And the bammers are lapping it up like gravy with cathead biscuits.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2014, 09:43:46 PM »
This guy must have caught lots of Arabian horses to earn this....



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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2014, 09:53:09 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 12, 2014, 09:43:46 PM
This guy must have caught lots of Arabian horses to earn this....


Man, those Habitat for Humanity folks have really stepped up their game.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2014, 01:29:21 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 12, 2014, 08:36:11 PM

Two, that's compete and utter bullshit that anyone can chase down an Arabian Horse.
Three, if he was actually chasing down a horse, any horse...he'll be in the hospital with a broken face after it kicks the fuck outta him.

You don't have a clue about bammers and their horses. As soon as the horse sees the stool, they know it's go time!
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3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2014, 09:58:02 AM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on May 12, 2014, 09:43:46 PM
This guy must have caught lots of Arabian horses to earn this....



For those that don't know, Derrick Henry tweeted an instagram picture of that with the quote:
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It literally never stops. After the 257th Dodge Charger these poor impoverished players (who definitely need to be paid in order not to starve) have come across as a gift from a "rich uncle", still absolutely no one but rivals on twitter bat an eye.

It's astounding in its own right, but when you couple it with the 2010 (and beyond) Auburn witch hunt, it truly is amazing.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2014, 10:06:34 AM »
Correction: This one's a Dodge Challenger. A step up from the Charger.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2014, 01:03:59 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 12, 2014, 08:36:11 PM
Lucky, uat booster/CEO of 24/7 recruiting service, stated that Rashaan Evans has been practicing his speed, agility and hip flexibility by chasing down Arabian Horses at a nearby horse farm.

A few things to note...
One, bammers and horses go together like grilled cheese and chili.
Two, that's compete and utter bullshit that anyone can chase down an Arabian Horse.
Three, if he was actually chasing down a horse, any horse...he'll be in the hospital with a broken face after it kicks the fuck outta him.
Four, if you've ever been to a horse farm, you'd know that the surface is not designed for people to be running and cutting working on agility, unless you want to have your ankles broken or have ligament damage to the knees.

5. he's not racing the horse, that horse is just flat ass running away from anything with crimson on it.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2014, 01:18:02 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on May 12, 2014, 08:36:11 PM
Lucky, uat booster/CEO of 24/7 recruiting service, stated that Rashaan Evans has been practicing his speed, agility and hip flexibility by chasing down Arabian Horses at a nearby horse farm.


Are we certain that the "Arabian Horses" are not in fact drug mules?
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2014, 01:44:41 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 13, 2014, 01:18:02 PM

Are we certain that the "Arabian Horses" are not in fact drug mules?
Tom Albetar.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2014, 05:52:45 PM »
Former West Virginia QB:



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Stop pretending like you didn't know the crimson tide has been doing this for years. Still glad I turned down a Corvette to become a mountaineer.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2014, 05:55:06 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 14, 2014, 05:52:45 PM
Former West Virginia QB:



And another former player speaks out...

It's just a matter of time...
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2014, 06:17:35 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on May 14, 2014, 05:52:45 PM
Former West Virginia QB:



Pat White's from Daphne. 
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2014, 06:56:35 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 14, 2014, 06:17:35 PM
Pat White's from Daphne.
This^

He's insinuating that he turned down a Corvette, from uat.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2014, 08:24:21 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 14, 2014, 06:17:35 PM
Pat White's from Daphne.
p'shaw, he wurn't even good nuff for a Thelma, Pawl
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2014, 09:29:43 AM »
This is nonsense everyone knows bama doesn't play black quarterbacks.
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2014, 09:33:11 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 15, 2014, 09:29:43 AM
This is nonsense everyone knows bama doesn't play black quarterbacks.

I giggled
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Re: WOTS: Rashaan Evans is the fastest person on the planet....
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2014, 09:37:10 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on May 15, 2014, 09:29:43 AM
This is nonsense everyone knows bama doesn't play black quarterbacks.

They never said he was gonna get to play QB.  There was gonna be some processing to happen.
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