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2015 Commitment #8...
« on: April 19, 2014, 09:37:04 PM »
**** Safety Ben Edwards 6' 200lbs. Jacksonville, Fl. (#6 Safety and #162 Nationally)
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2014, 12:14:31 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on April 19, 2014, 09:37:04 PM
**** Safety Ben Edwards 6' 200lbs. Jacksonville, Fl. (#6 Safety and #162 Nationally)

Picked us over tOSU, which is kind of DUH.  The tOSU nation is in total fucking meltdown right now. I'm pulling a Chizad on a few of them on twitter. Hilarious.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2014, 01:21:04 PM »
Read this today... YOWZA.

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“Ben’s a great kid, he can play anywhere,” Trinity Christian coach Verlon Dorminey told the Florida Times-Union recently. “He’s got a 3.86 (grade point average) in the classroom, he’s already got the test scores. Stanford’s recruiting him, Northwestern’s recruiting him, they’ve both offered. He’s easy to coach. He just will fly downhill and just knock you out. He’s fearless.”

Screw taking him from tOSU.  He chose us over STANFORD.  Not that they are a regular powerhouse (altho they haven't sucked the past few years), if my kid with a high GPA is offered a football ride to an academic school, guess where he's headed?
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2014, 01:38:59 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 01:21:04 PM
Read this today... YOWZA.

Screw taking him from tOSU.  He chose us over STANFORD.  Not that they are a regular powerhouse (altho they haven't sucked the past few years), if my kid with a high GPA is offered a football ride to an academic school, guess where he's headed?

Tuscaloosa?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2014, 01:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 21, 2014, 01:38:59 PM
Tuscaloosa?

You took it too easy on TW. She left the door wide ass open on that one.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2014, 01:43:28 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on April 21, 2014, 01:39:56 PM
You took it too easy on TW. She left the door wide ass open on that one.

I'm already in trouble for that shit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2014, 02:21:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 21, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
I'm already in trouble for that shit.

And very soon you will be within arm's reach.  Sleep well! 

EDIT:  Oh, and fuck you.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2014, 03:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 02:21:50 PM
And very soon you will be within arm's reach.  Sleep well! 

EDIT:  Oh, and fuck you.

If she throws anything like an Astro pitcher, you have nothing to worry about.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2014, 04:13:50 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on April 21, 2014, 03:54:45 PM
If she throws anything like an Astro pitcher, you have nothing to worry about.

karma.  ur playin' with that bitch.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2014, 04:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on April 21, 2014, 04:13:50 PM
karma.  ur playin' with that bitch.

DOn't you have a 2014 World Series t-shirt to go buy?
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2014, 05:17:20 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on April 21, 2014, 04:33:23 PM
DOn't you have a 2014 World Series t-shirt to go buy?

Already ordered it. The Cards/Orioles logo on it is badazz.  I don't have a dog in the fight but really like the shirt.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2014, 08:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 21, 2014, 01:43:28 PM
I'm already in trouble for that shit.
Top answers were "to get a paternity test" or "to divorce court", because high-GPA and athletic could not be spawn of a corndog
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2014, 10:40:53 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on April 21, 2014, 08:29:59 PM
Top answers were "to get a paternity test" or "to divorce court", because high-GPA and athletic could not be spawn of a corndog

Momma's genes are dominant. He doesn't even smell like a Corndog when he's wet.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2014, 10:41:21 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on April 21, 2014, 03:54:45 PM
If she throws anything like an Astro pitcher, you have nothing to worry about.

I just spent the last twenty minutes unraveling a cunning hat.
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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2014, 06:51:09 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on April 21, 2014, 10:41:21 PM
I just spent the last twenty minutes unraveling a cunning hat.

I'll be in my bunk.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: 2015 Commitment #8...
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2014, 09:41:42 AM »
This thread is full of win
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