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Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra

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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #40 on: April 04, 2014, 11:07:19 AM »
Think about this, he was talking about your grandmother.  How funny is it now?


Good times.
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #41 on: April 04, 2014, 12:23:44 PM »
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.


I didn't until I got married and remembered that smell when I was growing up.
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #42 on: April 04, 2014, 03:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Godfather link=topic=23576.msg356111#msg35611Ye=1396624039
Speaking of which have you ever wondered if your mom gave your dad a blow job before she kissed you goodnight?


Good times.

Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #43 on: April 04, 2014, 03:09:09 PM »
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.

How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2014, 03:11:14 PM »
How come I can't hit the "like" button more than once?


Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2014, 03:13:57 PM »

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

Blaow!
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #46 on: April 04, 2014, 03:15:30 PM »

Same reason why you don't get blowjobs....cause your wife hasn't told you that you can.

And?
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2014, 03:18:01 PM »
Pssh...everybody knows that married guys don't get blow jobs.


Mrs. Dallas said she would (one day) I figure I'll get it on our 25th.
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Re: Texas Couple Found the Chupacabra
« Reply #48 on: April 04, 2014, 04:24:32 PM »
I overheard my wife telling one of her friends about how much she likes to give blow jobs. That bitch hasn't given me a knob licker in over 12 years. I don't know where she comes up with some of the...hey. Wait a minute.
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