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Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« on: April 14, 2014, 10:20:19 AM »
Happy belated birthday (yesterday) to my absolute favorite Hollywood Marine.

Love my Jarhead!!!

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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 10:22:16 AM »
Happy birthday you disgusting puke.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 10:24:54 AM »
Why did I not know this?  Who told you to use the balm?

Happy Birthday from your asshole friend
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 10:38:05 AM »
Happy birthday.  :bar:
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 10:44:07 AM »


God bless you boy, Happy Birthday!
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2014, 10:53:29 AM »
Hope you got some...and that the penicillin will promptly kill it.
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2014, 10:57:47 AM »
Happy Birthday you unorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit!
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2014, 11:14:18 AM »




There is no birthday.
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2014, 11:36:30 AM »
Well. It was a Sunday and eerbody knows the X is sleeping it off on Sunday.

Happy late birthday.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2014, 11:47:24 AM »
M-Muscles
A-Are
R-required
I-Intelligence
N-Not
E-Essential   
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2014, 12:38:56 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on April 14, 2014, 11:47:24 AM
M-My
A-Ass
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Also:

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M - Miss
C - Christmas

and

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M - Motherfuckin'
C - Contract

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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2014, 12:51:04 PM »
Can't spell Marine without

REAM
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2014, 12:54:12 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 14, 2014, 12:51:04 PM
Can't spell Marine without

REAM

You don't spell so good.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2014, 01:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on April 14, 2014, 12:54:12 PM
You don't spell so good.
What you talking bout?

ream
rēm
verb
verb: ream; 3rd person present: reams; past tense: reamed; past participle: reamed; gerund or present participle: reaming
1.
widen (a bore or hole) with a special tool.
widen a bore or hole in (a gun or other metal object) with a special tool.
clear out or remove (material) from something.
vulgar slang
have anal intercourse with (someone).

You are wrong...Momma is right!
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2014, 01:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on April 14, 2014, 01:13:42 PM
What you talking bout?

ream
rēm
verb
verb: ream; 3rd person present: reams; past tense: reamed; past participle: reamed; gerund or present participle: reaming
1.
widen (a bore or hole) with a special tool.
widen a bore or hole in (a gun or other metal object) with a special tool.
clear out or remove (material) from something.
vulgar slang
have anal intercourse with (someone).

You are wrong...Momma is right!

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2014, 07:07:26 PM »
Happy birthday, fucker. Now drop and give me 25.
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2014, 07:59:54 PM »
Happy Birthday you old devil dog you
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Re: Fashionably Late Since He's Hollywood
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2014, 02:26:15 AM »
Happy Birthday Hottie!
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