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Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!

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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2014, 09:40:24 PM »

Jesus.  Get laid...Get stoned....do something to make your grouchy ass happy.

Is that an offer?
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2014, 09:41:41 PM »
I don't think WT was being...well never you mind.

I was reading while driving so there's that to consider.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2014, 09:43:20 PM »
Is that an offer?

If it'll get you happy, I'm willing to offer a handy.

Or I'll just roll you a joint.  Your call.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2014, 06:50:26 AM »
If it'll get you happy, I'm willing to offer a handy.

Or I'll just roll you a joint.  Your call.

Both please.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2014, 07:10:27 AM »
Finally a sport I can get behind.

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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2014, 08:24:29 AM »
Finally a sport I can get behind.



I thought porn was a sport. I'm behind that.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2014, 08:25:36 AM »
I'm behind that.

Really?  I always thought you caught?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2014, 10:11:34 AM »
As for NASCAR and golf (Another activity some argue is not a "sport")  I don't care how you classify either one.  I like watching and playing golf and yes, I follow NASCAR too.  Don't give a rippity flip if they qualify as sports in some people's minds or if you consider the participants athletes.  I like both.  Hayull, ESPN shows as much poker as any sport on the planet.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2014, 10:34:03 AM »
As for NASCAR and golf (Another activity some argue is not a "sport")  I don't care how you classify either one.  I like watching and playing golf and yes, I follow NASCAR too.  Don't give a rippity flip if they qualify as sports in some people's minds or if you consider the participants athletes.  I like both.  Hayull, ESPN shows as much poker as any sport on the planet.
Sex with your wife is a sport I enjoy.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2014, 10:41:12 AM »
Sex with your wife is a sport I enjoy.
I used to be good at this until I slipped a disc trying to do a trick. I called it the Snagglerooski.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2014, 10:59:44 AM »
I used to be good at this until I slipped a disc trying to do a trick. I called it the Snagglerooski.

That was outlawed by the NCAA several years ago.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2014, 11:13:03 AM »
That was outlawed by the NCAA several years ago.
I don't know much about the rules. I only know we used to go at it like a couple of drunk monkeys.

Not your wife, when you were on that business trip to Albuquerque last fall for 3 days. I'm talking about someone else's wife totally different from you. The name of the trick is just coincidental.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2014, 11:54:42 AM »
Aaahh yes, Albuquerque.  What a trip.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2014, 01:18:08 PM »
Really?  I always thought you caught?

VV says being in the middle is the best of both worlds.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2014, 05:31:33 PM »
Men's ski slopestyle swept the podium.  3rd time in history this has been done for a US contingent within a discipline sport.

US (ladies) placed silver and 4th in the Skeleton.   

More importantly what do you think the ladies wear as undergarments in the luge, skeleton, downhill skiing...etc.

 

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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2014, 07:11:25 PM »
VV says being in the middle is the best of both worlds.

Being the support beam for the Eiffel Tower is my specialty.
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2014, 08:34:07 AM »
That was outlawed by the NCAA several years ago.
Now snapping before ten seconds will be too - you got to change your whole game plan

(luckily, you can sub in Godfather every play now)
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2014, 10:36:12 AM »
More importantly what do you think the ladies wear as undergarments in the luge, skeleton, downhill skiing...etc.

No more wondering...
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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2014, 06:42:44 PM »
Finally a sport I can get behind.


They're really adding some refreshing twists to the conventional winter games. Did you see this one from yesterday's downhill competition?

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Re: Winter Olympics in Sochi!!!
« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2014, 09:46:14 PM »
The faces of Olympic figure skating:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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