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Signing Day Thread

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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2014, 09:30:00 AM »
I have decided to postpone my decision on which message board that I will be posting in the future. Thanks to all of you little people for understanding and granting me and my family privacy.

Please know that regardless of what I decide, you can still go on living your small life. Sure, it won't be as meaningful or exciting if it's without me but you will carry on with your meager existence; regardless of the heights to which I continue to soar.

Just as long as you keep your AU tattoo....
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2014, 09:31:38 AM »
I have decided to postpone my decision on which message board that I will be posting in the future. Thanks to all of you little people for understanding and granting me and my family privacy.

Please know that regardless of what I decide, you can still go on living your small life. Sure, it won't be as meaningful or exciting if it's without me but you will carry on with your meager existence; regardless of the heights to which I continue to soar.

Please just make sure you pull the hat trick when you finally do announce.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2014, 09:37:25 AM »
Harris to UF.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2014, 09:39:38 AM »
Andrew Williams announcement in 5 mins....
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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2014, 09:57:37 AM »
solomon thomas (no 4 DE, no 25 overall) just picked stanford over arky



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Seriously, this is how he hat-tricked.
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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2014, 10:45:59 AM »
Seriously, this is how he hat-tricked.


At least he was somewhat clever about it.
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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2014, 11:22:23 AM »
Seriously, this is how he hat-tricked.


That's actually pretty awesome!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2014, 11:33:19 AM »
Seriously, this is how he hat-tricked.


He also used the phrasing "I'll be attending and graduating from....."
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Re: Signing Day Thread
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2014, 08:05:46 PM »
Seriously, this is how he hat-tricked.

Someone should photoshop updyke among the people behind him, staring at the tree.
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