- When the future Iron Bowl montages show 2013 Iron Bowl highlights, I'll be able to say, "I was there!"
- We fucking CLOWNED them. Tonight was their goddamn worst nightmare. Auburn ruined their quest for history (because having one great season has never been enough for them). Auburn ran for nearly 300 hundred yards on them. Auburn scored 30+ points and four offensive touchdowns against their defense that had only given up five touchdowns since week two. Auburn had a 150+ yard rusher. And it'll be Auburn hanging out in Atlanta next weekend in their place.
- It was glorious. Alabama has been so fucking spoiled because every week, every season they go into every game being told how great they are and they deliver. Even when they lose, it's been because they started slow or were having a hangover from the week before. And they've had plenty of chances to showcase their dominance on the big stage, and they've succeeded nearly every time.
And tonight? With everything on the line? They were shit kicked by Auburn. We ran all over them. We hit big plays. We stuffed them in tough guy football on a 4th and short. We overcame some of the most egregious officiating I've ever seen. We won the game on the last play when they begged and clawed to get their deserved one second because they deserved to have one last chance to win the game.
- That was the loudest moment of my life. My teeth rattled. My eyes were buzzing. I'm still dealing with this issue on my face though. I seem to have developed a permanent smile. It won't go away, and it's starting to hurt.
- Alabama fans are the worst. When Auburn did well, we cheered. In section 15, we had quite a bit of Bama fan trash, and I (nor anyone else) never directed Auburn's success towards an Alabama fan to make him feel bad. As soon as they started doing well? When they went up 21-7? They decided it was time to be belligerent.
They acted like their football lead cemented their superiority over everyone else. They pointed and laughed and acted like assholes. And it wasn't one group. It was 95% of them.
And the worst of the bunch was a real Updyke. Dude was screaming and cussing in front of a bunch of kids, and when the dad asked him to tone it down, he acted even more like a belligerent asshole.
I hope they all cry and scream and kick shit around their house. I hope they feel this one in their bones, and I hope it stings for a long, long time.
- I heard this while driving home - "It's a shame that Auburn won the Iron Bowl because Auburn doesn't have a chance at competing with Florida State. They're too one dimensional to compete with a top team like Florida State," a guest on the NBC Sports Radio Show.
What the fuck are these guys smoking? Why are people so stupid to follow along with their reasoning? There must be people going along with it or else they wouldn't be guests, right?
Hello, asshole? We just used our same gameplan to beat Alabama. You know that minor league NFL team that you fawn over so much? Yeah, we beat them. We ran all over them. We only completed a few pass plays.
- I'm not scared of anyone. Not Missouri. Not Ohio State. Not Florida State. Our offense just had tremendous success against one of the better Alabama defenses I've seen especially against the run.
- 3 of the top 4 links on Reddit right now are about our game. That's not just national attention, that's international. Fuck yes.
- See you in Atlanta!
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