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So, Ogre...
« on: August 07, 2008, 03:10:04 PM »
Want to share your weekend plans with the class?
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 03:44:21 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 07, 2008, 03:10:04 PM
Want to share your weekend plans with the class?

Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, get some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time!
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 03:48:09 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl:

Dammit, those laughs escaped.   

Back to  :bag:.

 Yeah, I'm good now.  Can't wait for the couples shower.
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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 03:59:38 PM »
You realize that I'm giving you the opportunity to get your spin out first, right?

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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2008, 04:01:52 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 07, 2008, 03:59:38 PM
You realize that I'm giving you the opportunity to get your spin out first, right?



Yes.  That's just it, I have no spin.  I'm a gaping vagina.
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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2008, 04:01:59 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 07, 2008, 03:59:38 PM
You realize that I'm giving you the opportunity to get your spin out first, right?



I am not sure he deserves that opportunity?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

wesfau2

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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2008, 04:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 07, 2008, 04:01:52 PM
Yes.  That's just it, I have no spin.  I'm a gaping vagina.

You'll get no argument there.

BTW:  the bar staff at Maxim Prime is fantastic.  Model style.
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2008, 05:41:45 PM »
We are going to be drunk starting 24 hours from right now...and ending on Sunday.
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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 10:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Thrilla on August 07, 2008, 03:48:09 PM
Can't wait for the couples shower.
You guys must have been too busy last weekend with the last hurrah of Cafe Erotica down near Robins, GA...
(The billboards on I-75 always noted "couples welcome")
http://www.macon.com/197/story/426951.html
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Re: So, Ogre...
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2008, 11:59:38 AM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 12, 2008, 10:12:19 PM
You guys must have been too busy last weekend with the last hurrah of Cafe Erotica down near Robins, GA...
(The billboards on I-75 always noted "couples welcome")
http://www.macon.com/197/story/426951.html

That poor victim...  It's always somebody else's fault.  Nobody's responsible for their actions anymore.  She was just an innocent white-trash WHORE. 
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