Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double

[Hogwally]

[Ogre]

Was this Akron's off week?

[wesfau2]

Dude was truly a dead ringer for uncle sani.

[Saniflush]

Dude was truly a dead ringer for uncle sani.

Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

Fuck da imitators.

[wesfau2]

Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

Fuck da imitators.

Fine point.

There was only one Papa Bert in DWRRS.  The students next to me were in appropriate awe.

[Godfather]

Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

Fuck da imitators.

There can be only one!

[Lurking Tiger]

Looks more like Wes than Sani.

... The students next to me were in appropriate awe.

And the Skanks.

[Godfather]

Looks more like Wes than Sani.

That was Wes? God-damn I thought someone ate Wes.

[Saniflush]

That was Wes? God-damn I thought someone ate Wes.

I heard a fat girl at the concession stand did.

[Buzz Killington]

I heard a fat girl at the concession stand did.

she had to

[Godfather]

I heard a fat girl at the concession stand did.

She knows her way around a hot dog...or wiener as some call it.

[GH2001]

Was this Akron's off week?

Ok. This is funny.

[jesus]

Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

fudge da imitators.

Missed you coming to the Treefort, Chingalita.  Don't feel bad because you weren't the only one that didn't actually visit.  I had to go looking for your comrades.  Found them hanging out with some whore that had sold them a bed for half a carton of Parliaments.  Whore had a couple of spy cameras in their bedroom.  Fucker posted the video on YouTube...





What I did figure out from your absence is that you are the ring-leader of the bunch.  They didn't want to participate in any of the shenanigans that y'all did 2 years ago.  I know it's not because they've gotten smarter, so it has to be you not being there.

That and maybe Rollo not being there.  Shit like that needs to be overseen by a Cardiologist.

That was Wes? God-damn I thought someone ate Wes.

I don't know if she worked in a concession stand or not.  To me, she looked more like an Opera singer.  Either way, she Og-damned tried to eat him.  I told Wes he needed to go to Wal-marks, get some Betadine, and scrub every place that she touched with the open wound she referred to as her mouth.