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A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH

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A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« on: October 15, 2013, 07:46:15 PM »
« Last Edit: October 15, 2013, 07:59:01 PM by jmar »
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2013, 08:03:42 PM »
It's not...and it's certainly not anything like SMU's June Jones offense.

Bleacher Report is the worst aggregation of know-nothing psuedo writers in the world.
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2013, 08:15:47 PM »
It's not...and it's certainly not anything like SMU's June Jones offense.

Bleacher Report is the worst aggregation of know-nothing psuedo writers in the world.

Correct. Both points.

Auburn is a run first offense. Just like he referenced that ole miss was. Idiot.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2013, 08:19:28 PM »
Any way you slice it, AU will beat JFF like a red-headed step child Saturday. If they stack the box Marshal will pick them apart. When they back off the 3-headed monster will rip them a new one. It could get ugly for aTm early.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/auburn-vs-texas-am-preview/

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/stats/total-defense/
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2013, 08:46:42 PM »
Any way you slice it, AU will beat JFF like a red-headed step child Saturday. If they stack the box Marshal will pick them apart. When they back off the 3-headed monster will rip them a new one. It could get ugly for aTm early.

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/auburn-vs-texas-am-preview/

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/stats/total-defense/

Here's one of those uncomfortable moments where I want to agree with you.

But...

Until further notice Johnny Fucking Football balls out on errbody.  And our defense, improving as it is, hasn't come far enough to deal with him and Megatron Junior.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2013, 08:59:47 PM »
Here's one of those uncomfortable moments where I want to agree with you.

But...

Until further notice Johnny Fucking Football balls out on errbody.  And our defense, improving as it is, hasn't come far enough to deal with him and Megatron Junior.

If we eliminate mistakes and bull shit play calling on offense, we beat these fuckers in their own backyard. Our boys are fucking hungry.

I'll bet ya nutria chili dish we win by a decent margin of victory.

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Nutria Chili

Recipe by: Chef Enola Prudhomme

3 tablespoons vegetable oil

2 pounds nutria ground meat

1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon red pepper

1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon chili powder

1 cup diced onion

1 cup diced green bell pepper

1 cup diced red bell pepper

1 cup tomato paste

4 cups beef stock (or water)

1 can red kidney beans (opt.)

In a heavy 5-quart pot on high heat, add oil and heat until very hot. Add meat, and cook and stir 10 minutes. Add salt, red pepper, chili powder, onion and both bell peppers. Cook and stir 15 minutes. Add tomato paste and 4 cups stock. Cook 30 minutes; reduce heat to medium. Add red kidney beans; cook an additional 10 minutes. Serve hot!
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2013, 09:11:12 PM »
If we eliminate mistakes and bull shit play calling on offense, we beat these fuckers in their own backyard. Our boys are fucking hungry.

I'll bet ya nutria chili dish we win by a decent margin of victory.

Define "decent" and, god help me, I might take that bet.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2013, 09:16:55 PM »
Define "decent" and, god help me, I might take that bet.
Even if you win, I think he's about to be banned according to intel. Don't take the bet unless you know where his bunker is.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2013, 09:18:32 PM »
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2013, 09:46:08 PM »
I will kill a Nutria with my bare hands for your chili if Auburn wins on Saturday by 23.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2013, 10:15:50 PM »
I will kill a Nutria with my bare hands for your chili if Auburn wins on Saturday by 23.

I'll catch a squirrel on magnolia.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2013, 11:10:41 PM »
Don't take the bet unless you know where his bunker is.

And if you do know, wait a little while longer and the dudes in the black helicopters will give you armed backup.  Which is recommended.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2013, 05:44:10 AM »
Okay since we have the most exciting player in CFB at their place where scoring is at a premium and nutria is involved I suggest the Carl Spackler defense where a onrushing DE plants a cleat firmly onto said ringer's shoetop while a DT finishes...like a skidder snapping down brush. Can't be popular but then we are, after all, talking nutria here. 

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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2013, 08:37:56 AM »
I will kill a Nutria with my bare hands for your chili if Auburn wins on Saturday by 23.
Oh yeah, well I will challenge TWO nutria and the squirrel GH catches to a butt naked cage match.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2013, 10:51:32 AM »
Here's one of those uncomfortable moments where I want to agree with you.

But...

Until further notice Johnny Fucking Football balls out on errbody.  And our defense, improving as it is, hasn't come far enough to deal with him and Megatron Junior.

This is where I'm at 100%. 
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2013, 11:01:10 AM »
The only hope our defense has to slow down JFF is to keep the ball in the hands of Mason, Payne, Grant and company for long grinding drives lasting 5-6 minutes minimum each.
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« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2013, 11:07:00 AM »
The only hope our defense has to slow down JFF is to keep the ball in the hands of Mason, Payne, Grant and company for long grinding drives lasting 5-6 minutes minimum each.
We isn't good at that.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2013, 11:09:05 AM »
We isn't good at that.

Then maybe Chandler Shakespeare can break into a soliloquy and keep the attention of the defense longer.
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Re: A&M Familiar with Auburn HUNH
« Reply #18 on: October 16, 2013, 11:19:27 AM »
Then maybe Chandler Shakespeare can break into a soliloquy and keep the attention of the defense longer.

If you prick us, do we not bleed?  If you tickle us, do we not laugh?  If you poison us, do we not die?  If you run at Jake, does he not flail wildly at the wind?
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« Reply #19 on: October 16, 2013, 11:21:37 AM »
I think we just run our O normal and hope we can get some stops against them and try to outshoot 'em. If we go down, we go down swinging and slinging. Then, if we don't win, we say they cheated. Just a regular game.
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