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I thought I saw Jason last Sat.
« on: October 24, 2013, 10:14:58 AM »
http://blogs.golf.com/presstent/2013/10/jason-dufner-delivered-pre-game-speech-to-auburn-before-upset-against-texas-am.html?eref=sihp


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Jason Dufner delivered the pre-game speech to the No. 24 Auburn Tigers before they took the field and upset No. 7 Texas A&M last Saturday.

Great locker room speeches like "Win one for the Gipper" and "Great moments are born from great opportunity" are designed to hype an underdog team into a frenzy before taking the field against a bigger and badder opponent.

Dufner's demeanor on the course doesn't translate into a fiery, rah-rah brand of pre-game antics, but whatever he said did the trick. The Tigers, who entered the game as two-touchdown underdogs, won 45-41.

Senior linebacker Jake Holland (No. 5), seen above possibly 'dufnering,' finished the game with three tackles. Hey, whatever works.
Dufner also visited the team in fall camp after winning the PGA Championship. Let's hope he isn't busy during the Iron Bowl.


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Re: I thought I saw Jason last Sat.
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2013, 10:58:05 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 10:14:58 AM
Senior linebacker Jake Holland (No. 5), seen above possibly 'dufnering,' finished the game with three tackles. Hey, whatever works.

That picture is photoshopped! 

The source pic showed Jake on the turf at Kyle Field, 20 yards out of the play.
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2013, 11:10:09 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 10:58:05 AM
That picture is photoshopped! 

The source pic showed Jake on the turf at Kyle Field, 20 yards out of the play.

What color are his hands?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 11:24:01 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 24, 2013, 11:10:09 AM
What color are his hands?

The wind beneath my wings.
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2013, 12:22:05 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 10:58:05 AM
That picture is photoshopped! 

The source pic showed Jake on the turf at Kyle Field, 20 yards out of the play.
Yep. Duffner is actually black.
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2013, 01:15:19 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on October 24, 2013, 12:22:05 PM
Yep. Duffner is actually black.

Only from the elbows out.
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2013, 01:16:53 PM »
I'm black from the waist down.
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Re: I thought I saw Jason last Sat.
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2013, 01:18:30 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 01:16:53 PM
I'm black from the waist down.

Is it twue what they say about you people?
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« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2013, 02:14:23 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 01:16:53 PM
I'm black from the waist down.

Half of you is in prison?
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« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2013, 02:16:09 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 02:14:23 PM
Half of you is in prison?
Is it wrong that I chortled? Chizad...AWK...VV...can I get a ruling?

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Re: I thought I saw Jason last Sat.
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2013, 02:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 24, 2013, 02:16:09 PM
Is it wrong that I chortled? Chizad...AWK...VV...can I get a ruling?

As did I.  Then I sat back waiting for a huge ePenis to swoop down on this one.
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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2013, 02:32:26 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 24, 2013, 02:14:23 PM
Half of you is in prison?

No but it's wanted for questioning.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I thought I saw Jason last Sat.
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2013, 02:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 24, 2013, 02:32:26 PM
No but it's wanted for questioning.

I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Vandy Vol can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Vandy Vol. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.
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« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2013, 02:46:29 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2013, 03:41:57 PM »
Sprinkle some crack on him and let's get out of here.
« Last Edit: October 24, 2013, 06:36:26 PM by AWK »
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« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2013, 03:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 24, 2013, 02:42:56 PM
I think I have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Vandy Vol can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Vandy Vol. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School.

Can we all agree to call it a "tallywhacker?"
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Re: I thought I saw Jason last Sat.
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2013, 04:01:10 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on October 24, 2013, 03:47:18 PM
Can we all agree to call it a "tallywhacker?"

Now, that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere.
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« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2013, 05:44:40 PM »
Quote from: AWK on October 24, 2013, 03:41:57 PM
Sprinkle some crack him and let's get out of here.

Get it, because I DID know I couldn't do that...
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