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She stabbed it with her steely knives

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She stabbed it with her steely knives
« on: September 18, 2013, 10:15:14 PM »
but she just can't kill the beast...

http://gawker.com/woman-stabs-roommate-for-refusing-to-stop-listening-to-1335462841

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Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Listening to The Eagles

Police in South Carolina arrested a North Charleston woman Monday night after she allegedly stabbed her roommate multiple times for refusing to stop playing music by the classic rock band The Eagles.

According to the official report, Vernett Bader, 54, became irritated with her 64-year-old roommate (and one-time boyfriend) after he rejected her pleas to turn off the Eagles and told her to "shut up."

Bader then entered the kitchen and grabbed a serrated knife, which she subsequently used to stab her roommate several times in the arm, hand, and elbow.

The roommate and his brother managed to wrestle the knife away from Bader, but she quickly retrieved another from the kitchen.

All three were intoxicated at the time, per the report.

It's unclear which of the band's songs drove Bader over the edge, but police have narrowed down the possible suspects to "Witchy Woman," "Take It Easy," "Peaceful Easy Feeling," "Take It to the Limit," "One of These Nights," "Tequila Sunrise," and "Hotel California" on repeat.

Bader confessed to the crime, but claimed it was an act of self-defense to counter her roommate's choking.

Investigators say Bader did not have any visible marks on her neck.

Police charged Bader with criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature and she was booked into the Charleston County jail, where she remained held as of this afternoon.
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Re: She stabbed it with her steely knives
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 10:25:44 PM »
The Dude abides approves.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: She stabbed it with her steely knives
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2013, 06:33:04 AM »
The Dude abides approves.

Fuck you.  You don't like my music get your own fucking cab.
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Re: She stabbed it with her steely knives
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2013, 08:02:12 AM »
Man. Come on. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles.
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Re: She stabbed it with her steely knives
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2013, 09:53:57 AM »
Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
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Re: She stabbed it with her steely knives
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2013, 09:55:28 AM »
Yes, we will be by the in and out burger.
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