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My Death Row Meal

My Death Row Meal
« on: August 24, 2013, 05:41:33 PM »
Last night - made possibly the meal I would choose on Death Row right before execution.  Not sure I've ever had a better one honestly.

New York Strip steak with succotash, roasted beets, cornbread and fig infused bourbon.   

Steak:

New York Strip an inch thick
Salt
Pepper

Set strips out on a plate at least 30 minutes before cooking.  Salt and pepper both sides.  Let come to almost room temperature as best as you can wait. 

Grill strips to rare over charcoal/hickory wood chunks.  Let rest for ten minutes. 

Succotash:

1 tablespoon vegetable oil
4 strips of thick cut applewood smoked bacon (Wright's brand), diced

1 onion, diced

3 cups of sliced okra (1/4-1/2 inch thick)

2 ears worth of fresh yellow corn kernels.  Use knife to scrape milk from ears into a bowl. 
3 Tastee-Lee tomatoes

2 cans of crowder peas with their liquor

Salt
Pepper
2 tablespoons of butter

Basil (about 6-8 large leaves chiffonade)

Cook bacon in oil until bacon is brown and almost crisp.  Add onions.  Saute until translucent and fragrant.  Add okra and turn heat to almost high (above medium high but don't burn your food).  Stir almost constantly.  You will see slime, but as the okra browns, the slime will dissipate. This takes about 8-10 minutes.  Add corn and stir making sure the milk gets around.  Add tomatoes and heat through.  Add crowder peas with their liquor and bring to a slight boil then turn to a simmer.  Add salt and pepper and taste (I used about a teaspoon and a half of salt and about 50 turns of black pepper.  My grinder sucks).  Add butter and stir until it's melted.  Add basil and remove from heat or keep warm.

Roasted Beets

2 large raw beet heads
Italian seasoning
Olive oil - 3 tablespoons
1/2 cup water

Preheat oven to 400 degrees.  Roast all ingredients in a pan that is covered tightly with aluminum foil.  Roast for about an hour-hour and fifteen minutes.  Peel beets afterwards wtih a knife.

Cornbread

Jiffy box
Cream corn

I usually make homemade cornbread but this meal was intense.  Follow package directions.  Add a cream corn for texture and flavor. 

Fig Infused Bourbon

The star of the show.  Had some mission figs on hand and a bottle of Jim Beam.  I quartered the figs and smashed them.  Then I covered them in a cup of bourbon.  I did this about 30 minutes before I started cooking.  Once the meal was finished, I strained it into a glass. 

Bon appétit!
« Last Edit: August 24, 2013, 05:46:56 PM by Townhallsavoy »
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2013, 05:51:49 PM »
If I were going to be executed I'd like the following:

Filet of Nick Saban's heart.

Ben Affleck's liver pate.

Two scoops of Finebaum brains.

More stuff I can't say because I'm racist.
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2013, 07:12:49 PM »
Filet of Nick Saban's heart.

He's got one?

Two scoops of Finebaum brains.

Not sure you can fill one scoop, much less two.
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2013, 12:23:49 PM »
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2013, 12:28:12 PM »
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I'd be more specific if I were you.  Your prison guard may hand you a plate of pig vaginas boiled in water.
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2013, 12:41:30 PM »
I'd be more specific if I were you.  Your prison guard may hand you a plate of pig vaginas boiled in water.

If its your last meal do you really care?
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2013, 09:03:18 PM »
Interesting discussion...

I've thought about this for all of 3 seconds...

BBQ Whole Hog.
Fried Okra.
Collard Greens.
Coleslaw. 
Sweet Tea.

Homemade Peach Ice Cream.

Quad-Shot Iced Mocha...no whip.
 
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2013, 06:54:47 AM »
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2013, 09:35:29 PM »
Interesting discussion...

I've thought about this for all of 3 seconds...

BBQ Whole Hog.
Fried Okra.
Collard Greens.
Coleslaw. 
Sweet Tea.

Homemade Peach Ice Cream.

Quad-Shot Iced Mocha...no whip.

This guy knows.

Seriously THS, beets?????
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2013, 09:38:17 PM »
This guy knows.

Seriously THS, beets?????
no, beats by dr dre
death row, muthafucka
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2013, 09:40:24 PM »
no, beats by dr dre
death row, muthafucka

THS eats headphones?

In tha city they call long beach....
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2013, 10:01:36 PM »
This guy knows.

Seriously THS, beets?????

Have you ever had roasted beets?  Not the ones that come out of a jar with syrup on them. 
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2013, 08:05:40 AM »
Have you ever had roasted beets?  Not the ones that come out of a jar with syrup on them.

Ok, I never have had them, but the meal sounded pretty excellent up to that point. 
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« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2013, 09:12:38 AM »
2 McDonald's Quarter Pounders w/Cheese
Large Fries
Large Diet Coke
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2013, 10:00:29 AM »
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« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2013, 10:31:48 AM »
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If you pressed her face to a piece of glass it would stick like one of those suction cup darts you used to get as a kid. 


Death Row Meal -

1 4 pack of Duvel
1 rack of ribs
1 gallon of homemade ice cream (preferable peach)
1 cake with a file in it.
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2013, 12:58:17 PM »
Wings and beer. No need to step out of this world trying to pretend to be something I am not!
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« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2013, 01:15:16 PM »
Wings and beer. No need to step out of this world trying to pretend to be something I am not!

They may not bring them to you if that day on death row there is a large bunch of yawl.
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Re: My Death Row Meal
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2013, 02:27:38 PM »
Have you ever had roasted beets?  Not the ones that come out of a jar with syrup on them.

Yes. Sorry but not last meal worthy.

Think big if you're gonna dream. You did good with steak. The beets just puzzled me. How's about a 3 foot wide deep dish pepperoni pizza with Jennifer Anniston bent over naked beside it with a case of german beer?
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« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2013, 02:46:03 PM »
Yes. Sorry but not last meal worthy.

Think big if you're gonna dream. You did good with steak. The beets just puzzled me. How's about a 3 foot wide deep dish pepperoni pizza with Jennifer Anniston bent over naked beside it with a case of german beer?

You've got real potential.  I'll be keeping an eye on you.
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