You can't make this stuff up

[Jumbo]

"Can't hide money."

You can try.

[The Prowler]

You can try.

Like under a big hat made to look like a big ass championship ring that's missing a couple invented trophies.

[Tiger Wench]

USAToday actually wrote a small article about the fuckstick in the hat.

He's 23. Works at... wait for it... Wal-Mart. Paid $300 for the hat off the Internet. Got to the hotel at 7:00am to wait for Sabinz. Wanted Sabinz to sign the hat but Sabinz only signed his football. He defended Sabinz, saying "I'm sure he didn't hear me ask him to sign the hat. It was really loud."  He is saving up so he can buy tickets and wear his hat to the Turd - TAMU game.

Not one fact in that story came as a surprise. And now I know when he'll be coming to TX. Might just have to arrange an appropriate welcome for him at the border.

[The Prowler]

USAToday actually wrote a small article about the fuckstick in the hat.

He's 23. Works at... wait for it... Wal-Mart. Paid $300 for the hat off the Internet. Got to the hotel at 7:00am to wait for Sabinz. Wanted Sabinz to sign the hat but Sabinz only signed his football. He defended Sabinz, saying "I'm sure he didn't hear me ask him to sign the hat. It was really loud."  He is saving up so he can buy tickets and wear his hat to the Turd - TAMU game.

 

[boartitz]

Another one, this time with more posing.

Yall's photochoppers have slippage. I see a resemblance.

[The Prowler]

Another one, this time with more posing.

Good God, look at Alabama's finest in the background, LMAO.