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You can't make this stuff up
« on: July 18, 2013, 10:41:20 AM »
« Last Edit: July 18, 2013, 10:43:37 AM by TheSix »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2013, 10:51:59 AM »
You can if you photochop it.  But in this case,  :facepalm:.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2013, 11:42:47 AM »
Every fucking year.....
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2013, 11:50:54 AM »
What's most amazing is that the girl to his left in that photo is looking at him like she wants to take him to the ground and do him right there on the floor. 

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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2013, 11:52:39 AM »
What's most amazing is that the girl to his left in that photo is looking at him like she wants to take him to the ground and do him right there on the floor.

Cousins?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2013, 11:58:33 AM »
"Can't hide money."
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 12:16:43 PM »
What's most amazing is that the girl to his left in that photo is looking at him like she wants to take him to the ground and do him right there on the floor.

I think she already has, that's why he has that stupid grin.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2013, 12:57:01 PM »
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2013, 01:01:03 PM »
Another one, this time with more posing.

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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2013, 01:02:51 PM »
Where in the world is "I HATE AUBREN" guy?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2013, 01:15:55 PM »
Another one, this time with more posing.



Whoa!  Is that a Casio?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2013, 01:28:42 PM »
Another one, this time with more posing.



Have they gotten so confused about how many championships they are claiming that they themselves can't keep it scraight?

I count 13 on his hat.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2013, 01:47:35 PM »
Have they gotten so confused about how many championships they are claiming that they themselves can't keep it scraight?

I count 13 on his hat.

He's getting #14 at the halftime ceremony of the opening game, along with the players getting their rings. 
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2013, 01:54:03 PM »
He's getting #14 at the halftime ceremony of the opening game, along with the players getting their rings.

How will he get time off from Burger King to attend?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2013, 02:10:13 PM »
How will he get time off from Burger King to attend?

Some folks just won't it their way.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2013, 02:43:18 PM »
Mom's gonna be pissed when she realizes the bedazzler is empty
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2013, 06:47:15 PM »
How will he get time off from Burger King to attend?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2013, 09:20:56 PM »
Mom's gonna be pissed when she realizes the bedazzler is empty

I laughed. Out Loud.
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2013, 09:25:24 PM »
Mom's gonna be pissed when she realizes the bedazzler is empty
Is it still vajazzling if the dude's a pussy douchebag?
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Re: You can't make this stuff up
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2013, 10:26:23 PM »
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