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"Clean up on Isle 3!"

Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #20 on: July 12, 2013, 09:45:55 AM »
What about Target?  It's a little more upscale.

Speaking of Target, what is it about this store that attracts the hottest girls in town? 

It's just Wal-Mart with some squiggly neon red lights.  Reminds me of a bowling alley.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2013, 09:50:08 AM »
220, 221...whatever it takes
.38 .....39 whatever it took.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2013, 09:57:45 AM »
Speaking of Target, what is it about this store that attracts the hottest girls in town? 

It's just Wal-Mart with some squiggly neon red lights.  Reminds me of a bowling alley.

It's the Wall Marks without the 350lb cart riding mamas and the meth heads.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2013, 11:04:56 AM »
It's the Wall Marks without the 350lb cart riding mamas and the meth heads.
Yeah, although the gals at Target are a little boney, there are still some that are doable.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #24 on: July 12, 2013, 11:08:36 AM »
Yeah, although the gals at Target are a little boney, there are still some that are doable.

Yup yup
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #25 on: July 12, 2013, 11:10:29 AM »
Speaking of Target, what is it about this store that attracts the hottest girls in town? 

It's just Wal-Mart with some squiggly neon red lights.  Reminds me of a bowling alley.

Target where I live hires almost exclusively tattooed and face-pierced rail-thin lesbians with butch hair cuts and wallet chains. 

Occasionally you'll see an African queen or a plump teen behind the register, but they rarely last.  The rest of the staff is all  Beiber-lesbo. 
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #26 on: July 12, 2013, 11:12:17 AM »
Target where I live hires almost exclusively tattooed and face-pierced rail-thin lesbians with butch hair cuts and wallet chains. 

Occasionally you'll see an African queen or a plump teen behind the register, but they rarely last.  The rest of the staff is all  Beiber-lesbo.

Emo.  That describes the staff at our local Target to a tee also.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2013, 11:18:29 AM »
I don't even pay attention to the staff at our local Tarjay.  But the comment about the hot wimmenz frequenting the store is spot on. 
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« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2013, 11:25:22 AM »
I don't even pay attention to the staff at our local Tarjay.  But the comment about the hot wimmenz frequenting the store is spot on.

For some reason Lowes works that way here.  Never a bevy, but I can count on there being at least one worth following absently around for a few aisles whenever I go. 

That and hobby lobby. 
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2013, 11:43:17 AM »
For some reason Lowes works that way here.  Never a bevy, but I can count on there being at least one worth following absently around for a few aisles whenever I go. 

That and hobby lobby.

The hobby lobby is prime stalking territory.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2013, 11:45:18 AM »
For some reason Lowes works that way here.  Never a bevy, but I can count on there being at least one worth following absently around for a few aisles whenever I go.

That and hobby lobby.

Now you have a new move to add to your repertoire.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2013, 11:46:52 AM »
The hobby lobby is prime stalking territory.

So you've surreptitiously trailed victims young women who brazenly show off their junk and then become irritated when you have the audacity to look at what they've put out there for the world to see in an attempt to snap a cell phone pic of that as well?   
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« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2013, 11:59:44 AM »
So you've surreptitiously trailed victims young women who brazenly show off their junk and then become irritated when you have the audacity to look at what they've put out there for the world to see in an attempt to snap a cell phone pic of that as well?

Yes.....and?
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #33 on: July 12, 2013, 03:43:25 PM »
I've found that the halfway house is a pretty fertile spot for me. They seem do be pretty vulnerable. And desprrate. That's my lucky combo, assuming they are drunk or high.
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Re: "Clean up on Isle 3!"
« Reply #34 on: July 12, 2013, 09:37:38 PM »
Yup yup


That bitch on the scooter is fucking hot.
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