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Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5

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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2013, 08:04:46 PM »
It's usually the agnostics that start that debate. Just saying. Live and let live. Don't like the concept of God? Then don't believe in it.

It's usually started by an evangelical sort who just can't help but opine on god's grand plan/mysterious ways. 

Just saying.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2013, 09:16:14 PM »
Dang...it's really dusty in my office today.



I know that's sad and all, but you really hate to be in the bathroom when the stool comes up out of the ground. 
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #42 on: May 21, 2013, 09:49:41 PM »
I know that's sad and all, but you really hate to be in the bathroom when the stool comes up out of the ground.

Not sure that matters when a tornado is directly over the top of you, especially when stool has filled your pants.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #43 on: May 21, 2013, 09:51:46 PM »
blah blah, blah blah blah

This is strange coming from someone who has such care for an innocent animal, even though that animal may have just pooped all over your newly finished floor.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #44 on: May 21, 2013, 10:17:10 PM »
It's usually started by an evangelical sort who just can't help but opine on god's grand plan/mysterious ways. 

Just saying.

Like you did in this thread?
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #45 on: May 21, 2013, 11:39:21 PM »
Like you did in this thread?

I think the "God's plan/finger" angle was brought up first.

But I may not be able to read timestamps correctly.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #46 on: May 22, 2013, 07:06:01 AM »
Like you did in this thread?

Uh..go check and see who started the talk about god fingering people.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #47 on: May 22, 2013, 07:09:42 AM »
Uh..go check and see who started the talk about god fingering people.


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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #48 on: May 22, 2013, 01:14:09 PM »
I told you not to turn this into a religious debate.  Now see what you've done?

There's a lot of troof in what you just wrote....in my mind anyway.

And I am not trying to be a dick, these are just questions I have had: ( I have my own beliefs)

10 Commandants says:  Thou shall not kill


Doesn't say what, it doesn't say your situation my dictate it say (SHALL NOT KILL)

God has given man free will which we answer for by mans laws and moral law. I kill in a man in cold blood I have punishment on earth and to god.

What about what military guys do by being under orders?

What about hunters who hunt for sport (not to feed your family?)

Is it not all killing?



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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #49 on: May 22, 2013, 01:27:15 PM »

Now it's getting hawt in here.

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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #50 on: May 22, 2013, 01:30:14 PM »
Is Bottomfeeder the Time Cube guy? 
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #52 on: May 22, 2013, 01:43:49 PM »
I believe in one man...and Wesus (Way-su-s) is his name.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #53 on: May 22, 2013, 01:44:52 PM »


I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #54 on: May 22, 2013, 01:50:28 PM »
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth.

This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2013, 01:51:04 PM »
And I am not trying to be a dick, these are just questions I have had: ( I have my own beliefs)

10 Commandants says:  Thou shall not kill


Doesn't say what, it doesn't say your situation my dictate it say (SHALL NOT KILL)

God has given man free will which we answer for by mans laws and moral law. I kill in a man in cold blood I have punishment on earth and to god.

What about what military guys do by being under orders?

What about hunters who hunt for sport (not to feed your family?)

Is it not all killing?
Is Bottomfeeder the Time Cube guy? 

I believe the Hebrew translation means murder.

The degrees to which one is punished correlates to the class of the victim, in some cases. As much as we hate to admit it, our laws are more like the "Legacy of Mesopotamia" than Judaism. Even then, the Fertile Crescent thought that someone who killed by accident was just as guilty as some who had intentionally committed a law violation (see DUI laws with respect to vehicular homicide). According to the bible, killing during war time is justified. (I'm not touching this one, terrorism or collateral damage). Animals are another subject and would require tl;dr.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2013, 01:51:15 PM »
And I am not trying to be a richard, these are just questions I have had: ( I have my own beliefs)

10 Commandants says:  Thou shall not kill


Doesn't say what, it doesn't say your situation my dictate it say (SHALL NOT KILL)

God has given man free will which we answer for by mans laws and moral law. I kill in a man in cold blood I have punishment on earth and to god.

What about what military guys do by being under orders?

What about hunters who hunt for sport (not to feed your family?)

Is it not all killing?
I'm no bible scholar but Jesus forgave the soldier in some situation. I took it to mean, when you are working for the king and the king says kill, you can be forgiven. But, don't go out and kill somebody based on my explaination. I don't want to get you killed or sent to hell.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2013, 02:00:41 PM »
"...Jesus forgave the soldier in some situation."

I'd love to see that one. The only time I can remember Him forgiving a soldier is when He was being crucified. And to me, He was asking for forgiveness for all of mankind and not just the Roman soldiers.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2013, 02:01:04 PM »
I'm no bible scholar but Jesus forgave the soldier in some situation. I took it to mean, when you are working for the king and the king says kill, you can be forgiven. But, don't go out and kill somebody based on my explaination. I don't want to get you killed or sent to hell.

What some?   Do we once again we have Mans views of holy laws.

What is the difference between the bible and the book of Mormon?

Both written by man. Edit" and yet I know alot of Christians who make fun of the Book of Mormon.
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Re: Oklahoma nailed with F4 or F5
« Reply #59 on: May 22, 2013, 02:04:26 PM »
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass and a lollipop in my mouth.

That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
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