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Man Beaten
« on: March 28, 2013, 05:48:14 PM »
...for drawing a penis on his 31 year old roommate's face while he was passed out.

And the suspect's mugshot features said penis.

http://www.arlnow.com/2013/03/26/man-beaten-for-drawing-genitalia-on-roommates-face/

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A prank turned violent in the Lyon Village neighborhood on Saturday (March 23) when a man reportedly was beaten for drawing a penis on his roommate’s face.

The alleged incident happened on the 3100 block of 17th Street N. According to Arlington County Police, 31-year-old James Watson fell asleep on his couch after a night of drinking. He woke up around 5:30 a.m. and became furious when he discovered the permanent marker drawings on his face, police said.

Police say that Watson, suspecting his roommate, ran upstairs to where the roommate was sleeping and jumped on top of him, repeatedly punching him in the face. The commotion awakened a third roommate, who managed to separate the two.

The victim reportedly waited about an hour and a half to call the police while deciding whether or not to press charges. He did end up calling for help and police charged Watson with malicious wounding. The injured man’s eye was swollen shut and bleeding, so the third roommate drove him to the hospital for treatment, according to police.

Cops say the roommates admitted they sometimes play pranks on each other while intoxicated.

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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2013, 08:02:28 PM »
I understand the thought behind drawing it on his cheek - and it is funny - but protocol calls for it to be drawn across the forehead with a wide tip marker.
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 09:37:18 PM »
31's a bit old for this kind of behavior.
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 11:44:33 PM »
31's a bit old for this kind of behavior.
You are right. They should have just T-bagged him.
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2013, 10:36:34 AM »
Fucking pussy ass move by the guy that did the drawing to call the cops.

If you have the balls to draw a penis on a guys face, you better have the balls to deal with the consequences. I guarantee you that if someone draws a dick on my face, there will be a fight...
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2013, 10:52:57 AM »
Fucking pussy ass move by the guy that did the drawing to call the cops.

If you have the balls to draw a penis on a guys face, you better have the balls to deal with the consequences. I guarantee you that if someone draws a dick on my face, there will be a fight...


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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2013, 11:13:28 AM »

You hear that? 
It's the sound of a gauntlet hitting the ground.
ya really are gonna want to stay away from the X outings.

Just hand Hogwally a marker and watch the chaos ensue...
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 11:28:50 AM »

You hear that? 
It's the sound of a gauntlet hitting the ground.
ya really are gonna want to stay away from the X outings.

Fuck dude.

I am not saying that you can't draw a penis on someones face...I am saying it is a pussy move to call the cops after you get your ass beat for it.

But yeah...if I pass out, and someone draws a dick on my face with a permanent marker, then yeah...there may be a scuffle...
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2013, 11:37:09 AM »
Fuck dude.

I am not saying that you can't draw a penis on someones face...I am saying it is a pussy move to call the cops after you get your ass beat for it.

But yeah...if I pass out, and someone draws a dick on my face with a permanent marker, then yeah...there may be a scuffle...


If a dick ONLY get's drawn on your face you have gotten off light based on some past performances. 
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2013, 11:37:49 AM »
Just hand Hogwally a marker and watch the chaos ensue...

Who knows?  THIS GUY!
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 12:21:39 PM »
Fuck dude.

I am not saying that you can't draw a penis on someones face...I am saying it is a pussy move to call the cops after you get your ass beat for it.

But yeah...if I pass out, and someone draws a dick on my face with a permanent marker, then yeah...there may be a scuffle...
No drawing of dicks, but real dicks on your face are ok.  Noted.
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 12:43:38 PM »
No drawing of dicks, but real dicks on your face are ok.  Noted.

I am secure enough in my sexuality to say...yes. Yes I would.
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2013, 01:05:55 PM »
I am secure enough in my sexuality to say...yes. Yes I would.

Keep an eye on vv at all times.
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2013, 04:19:15 PM »
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2013, 10:34:09 AM »

If a dick ONLY get's drawn on your face you have gotten off light based on some past performances.

For damned sure don't pass out at Lurking Tiger's crib.
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Re: Man Beaten
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2013, 11:18:53 AM »
Keep an eye on vv at all times.
Lest he put ole one-eye on you
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