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The Irish cut through the Presidential crap

Saniflush

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The Irish cut through the Presidential crap
« on: August 01, 2008, 04:19:39 PM »
Leave it to the Irish to cut through the crap and make the whole issue crystal clear.  Here’s an email from Ireland to the brethren in the States...

a point to ponder whatever your political affiliation:

  “We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold
  an election in the United States .

  On one side, you have a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to an ex-lawyer who
  can't keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against
  a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another
  lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run.

  Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts
  with the appropriate “Mc” terminology married to a good looking younger
  woman who owns a huge beer distributorship.

  What in the Lord’s name are ye lads thinking??”
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: The Irish cut through the Presidential crap
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2008, 06:01:06 PM »
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"On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him...was Ireland.

And which part of that excrementitious isle were your forebears spawned?"

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« Last Edit: August 01, 2008, 06:01:59 PM by Tarheel »
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