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What really happened on that ship for five days.

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What really happened on that ship for five days.
« on: February 19, 2013, 10:20:01 PM »
Cannibalism on the Triumph?

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I tried to eat your thigh. - w4m - 25 (Carnival Triumph)
We were sleeping on neighboring piles of lifejackets on the Empress deck. The heat and hunger started to get to me and I began to hallucinate that your right thigh was a turkey drumstick, so I leaped for it and sunk my teeth into your flesh. You pushed me away and ran, but I still taste you. I want to taste you again. Write to me if you think I might be able to get seconds.
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You were taking a dump over the side of the pool on the Lido deck. - w4m - 36 (Carnival Triumph)
You were dangling your backside over the edge of the pool. I was sitting in one of the deck chairs, brushing my teeth with some hand soap and a bottle of diet sprite. When you finished, we made eye contact. Did we have a moment?

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Re: What really happened on that ship for five days.
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 06:30:59 AM »
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tried to eat your thigh. - w4m - 25 (Carnival Triumph)
We were sleeping on neighboring piles of lifejackets on the Empress deck. The heat and hunger started to get to me and I began to hallucinate that your right thigh was a turkey drumstick, so I leaped for it and sunk my teeth into your flesh. You pushed me away and ran, but I still taste you. I want to taste you again. Write to me if you think I might be able to get seconds.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."