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Tiger Six

Ah, small town Alabama...
« on: July 31, 2008, 03:26:00 AM »
The perp is from Mobile and that is where the crime occurred, but the arrest happened in my wife's hometown.  Gotta love those crazy folks from southwest Alabama. 

Preacher arrested when wife was found in freezer
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 03:28:36 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 31, 2008, 03:26:00 AM
The perp is from Mobile and that is where the crime occurred, but the arrest happened in my wife's hometown.  Gotta love those crazy folks from southwest Alabama. 

Preacher arrested when wife was found in freezer
He just wanted her to chill out
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 03:44:02 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 31, 2008, 03:26:00 AM
The perp is from Mobile and that is where the crime occurred, but the arrest happened in my wife's hometown.  Gotta love those crazy folks from southwest Alabama. 

Preacher arrested when wife was found in freezer

Well, after 600  500  400  300 years of oppression by the white man...  Fuck it.

Just shoot him and get it over with.  No trial is necessary.  If you act like an animal, you should be treated as an animal!
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 09:11:38 AM »
And the hits just keep on coming...

Now, apparently, he was caught raping his daughter in 2004 and killed the wife, made the daughter help him hide her in the freezer and never thought to get rid of the body, even 4 years later. 

Idiot.  Not to mention a sick idiot. 

And then just kept on preaching...
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 10:26:49 AM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 31, 2008, 09:11:38 AM
And the hits just keep on coming...

Now, apparently, he was caught raping his daughter in 2004...

If you're not good enough for daddy, you're not good enough for anybody... 

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 31, 2008, 09:11:38 AM
...and killed the wife, made the daughter help him hide her in the freezer and never thought to get rid of the body, even 4 years later. 

Idiot.  Not to mention a sick idiot. 

Give the guy a break.  He had a busy schedule.  Do you have any idea how busy these preachers get? 

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 31, 2008, 09:11:38 AM
And then just kept on preaching...

Priorities... 

I suppose that everything is alright as long as you preach prior to raping your daughter every week. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 01:25:01 PM »
There's not much going on in Clarke/Washington counties that surprises me...makes us Baldwin County natives look positively civilized.
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 01:26:57 PM »
Quote from: Rancid Milk on July 31, 2008, 01:25:01 PM
There's not much going on in Clarke/Washington counties that surprises me...makes us Baldwin County natives look positively civilized.

The sexual abuse and murder happened in Mobile County.  You know, home of the Leprachuan.
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 01:45:24 PM »
I suppose I should have acknowledged that...I was given the context to take a long-awaited potshot at counties #16 and #65 and I took it.  I'll step off the 15-yarder against myself.
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2008, 01:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 31, 2008, 01:26:57 PM
The sexual abuse and murder happened in Mobile County.  You know, home of the Leprachuan.

I wonder if we can spot him in the video
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2008, 01:57:19 PM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on July 31, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
I wonder if we can spot him in the video
He want da gold
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2008, 02:02:27 PM »
Quote from: Hugh Jass on July 31, 2008, 01:57:19 PM
He want da gold
That neva gets old.
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 02:08:57 PM »
Quote from: townhallsavoy on July 31, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
I wonder if we can spot him in the video

Everybody seen the leprechaun say "yeah"!
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Re: Ah, small town Alabama...
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2008, 11:22:34 PM »
4 years?  Thats a nasty freezer burn
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