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Pizza man
« on: January 19, 2013, 06:42:44 PM »
has made the delivery. I'm so glad he didn't go the cheap route with Little Caesars junk food. I love me some Domino's now. Canadian bacon/ham and pineapple.


http://www.thewareaglereader.com/2013/01/gus-malzahn-delivers-pizzas-to-auburn-students/
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 07:04:57 PM »
Great way to drum up support for next season with the student population.
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 07:49:27 PM »
Great way to drum up support for next season with the student population.
"The question that has to be asked is, 'Did any "special toppings" make their way onto pizzas delivered to potential recruits?' I'll have Coach Nick Saban's thoughts on Gus's desperate gimmick for you tonight at 10:20. This is Mike Raita returning you to the newsroom from the wonderful and unprecedented championship celebration in Tuscaloosa."
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2013, 12:08:49 AM »
"The question that has to be asked is, 'Did any "special toppings" make their way onto pizzas delivered to potential recruits?' I'll have Coach Nick Saban's thoughts on Gus's desperate gimmick for you tonight at 10:20. This is Mike Raita returning you to the newsroom from the wonderful and unprecedented championship celebration in Tuscaloosa."

"Hey, Riata?  Does Saban know you're here?"

You are my hero.  That was awesome. 
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2013, 08:59:57 AM »
"Hey, Riata?  Does Saban know you're here?"

You are my hero.  That was awesome.
You are my inspiration.
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2013, 07:13:23 PM »
You are my inspiration.

Yeah, well, if that's the case, my inspiration almost got us kicked out of JHS... That night, though, the heckling of Riata would have been SO worth it.  More fun than the game, no doubt.
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2013, 08:05:43 PM »
Yeah, well, if that's the case, my inspiration almost got us kicked out of JHS... That night, though, the heckling of Riata would have been SO worth it.  More fun than the game, no doubt.
If Buzz hadn't ditched us, I'm sure we would have been thrown out. The night had an auspicious start when that old silver haired hag tried to get all uppity right after kick off. Had you poured the drink on her head instead of on her seat, I'm sure it would have been game on.

I tied into Raita in Oxford during the 2010 season - caught him in the parking lot just outside Vaught-Hemingway before the game. I told him exactly what I thought of him, in very clear sailor language.. It was pretty funny. My buddy, Black Brian, laughed and talked about it all the way back to Birmingham.
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2013, 08:07:22 PM »
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2013, 08:11:20 PM »
Hey, man, watch that shit!
I have an entourage. I'm bonafide.
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2013, 08:53:11 PM »
I have an entourage. I'm bonafide.

It's true...he's the damn paterfamilias!
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2013, 11:32:58 PM »
I want some Shakey's pizza.
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Re: Pizza man
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2013, 06:20:22 AM »
Yeah, well, if that's the case, my inspiration almost got us kicked out of JHS... That night, though, the heckling of Riata would have been SO worth it.  More fun than the game, no doubt.

 This is the least surprising thing I have heard in years...
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